Author Topic: My bro caught me masterbateing to research.  (Read 17546 times)



« Last Edit: September 21, 2010, 05:09:35 PM by psycopathic clown »



Calm down, it's not like you got home from your friends house after smoking weed and you decide to roll up a doobie and then just as you're about to be done with it your parents come through the front door and you're panicking and frantically spraying fabreeze all over your room and they come to the door asking you a bunch of questions then they ask if they can come in and you're like, "NOO I'M UH CLEANING THE GUINEA PIG CAGE" and they ask you more questions and then they're like, "<insert your name here>....." you reply with, "What?" and they close the deal by saying, "Whats that smell? Hahahahaha." and then you are in a dead silence and they walk away from the door and you freak out because you're high and then you become horny and jerk off all while still VERY high. then you pass out and they wake you up and take you to staples and buy you photoshop CS4 and then they interrogate you on the car ride home.



Uhhh...wat...0.o

Happened to me this year like in feb or march yeah I was so freaked out I ended up throwing the still lit doob in my garbage can then I remember, "OH stuff BAD IDEA" so THEN I decide, "HEY LET'S SPRAY THE DOOB WITH FABREEZE THAT'LL EXTINGUISH IT!" The car ride home was actually a pretty bonding experience, "Now I understand that you smoked marijuana I mean the entire house just smelled like it. And I'm not telling you that it's a bad idea you're a good kid and know your limits, I smoked it a few times in my life, just don't go beyond marijuana. I was like, "THANKS MOM!" but still to this day I don't smoke it inside I dunno why.

"Now I understand that you smoked marijuana I mean the entire house just smelled like it. And I'm not telling you that it's a bad idea you're a good kid and know your limits, I smoked it a few times in my life, just don't go beyond marijuana." I was like, "THANKS MOM!"
...I like that.


I like that a lot.



Magik caught me masturbating into the holy water!
Cue explosion of hippy raeg.

It's not like your parents caught you in a tent with 3 girls or anything, completely naked.




















Because that didn't happen to me either. :I

It's not like your parents caught you in a tent with 3 girls or anything, completely naked.
Because that didn't happen to me either. :I

You're dad would just clap and grin.

You're mother would call you a entrepreneur .

You're little siblings would ask why you're naked.



Course, the last part is the only true part in your post. :P