It's not like they visited your school and told security to look for you and security ended up finding you getting it on with another guy.
See, THAT is probably true.Yes, I feel troll-ish as of the moment.
We've all been there...
You're dad would just clap and grin.You're mother would call you a entrepreneur .You're little siblings would ask why you're naked.Course, the last part is the only true part in your post. :P
You are dadYou are motherYou are little siblingsNO
Am I not getting a reference..?
For what?
This is funny, few months ago you were like. "No I don't watch research, jacking off is bad for you"
Hypocrisy :DYou loose zinc when you interject, which your eyes use to see. So you do in fact get a very almost unnoticible change in your sight everytime you cum. Thus, mkaing you blind the more you masturbate.
The "You are You are You are" thing.