Author Topic: My bro caught me masterbateing to research.  (Read 16731 times)

That's not what I was talking about, silly. :o
yeah I know, he smokes pot and has love.

it's just because he's black. but jacking it isn't wrong, unless you jack it to cp.

cp's bad.


he smokes pot and has love

As if there's anything wrong with either.

As if there's anything wrong with either.
There aint, nigguh.

yeah I know, he smokes pot and has love.
Not just that. He is an under-aged, alcoholic, love addict who smokes pot in his spare time. ;-;

i like mastebinateing does that make me a bad person


As if there's anything wrong with either.
underage love is bad, if you'd like me to lecture you about that then just ask.

pot is like drinking, won't kill you but at a young age it will literally cause brain-related problems. I don't think drinking is unethical, but I don't drink for a reason. (reason being, my brain is not fully developed and alcohol will forget up the process)

I know the effects of pot, it's not as bad as what your school teachers try to say it is, but it definitely isn't as harmless as some people think.

I mean, how much sperm can you make in one day.

I think masterbating so much has upgraded your snake to level 2. I use trainers though :P
It's spelt Masturbating. One thing I hate is people who can't spell Masturbating right.

underage love is bad, if you'd like me to lecture you about that then just ask.
I completely agree, and if you're going to go do it, at least have the mentality to use a condom. At least.
pot is like drinking, won't kill you but at a young age it will literally cause brain-related problems. I don't think drinking is unethical, but I don't drink for a reason. (reason being, my brain is not fully developed and alcohol will forget up the process)
Completely true, underage drinking is bad. Even though I haven't heard of brain defects from underage drinking, there are definitely liver defects.
I know the effects of pot, it's not as bad as what your school teachers try to say it is, but it definitely isn't as harmless as some people think.
I also agree. Pot can mess up your lungs, but proper tests can't be done on this. Usually pot is mixed with tobacco. However, pot is only 3 times worse then tobacco, and it would have to be used in the same amount of tobacco to get the effect. If you have a joint completely of weed, it's bad, but here's the thing, you're not going to. You use so little weed in a joint and much more tobacco. So, if you were to smoke the weed in a pipe/bong, the effects would be much different. You would not inhale the tobacco and have much less to damage your lungs.

Weed can however, have a negative affect on the mind after say, 15 years of smoking it. That's saying you smoke one a week for 15 years though, which just doesn't happen for me. If you did it every day for a year, fuuuuck.

Enjoy my knowledge lecture!

It's spelt Masturbating. One thing I hate is people who can't spell Masturbating right.

He capitalizes it, too!! OhDio, it's a ritual for you, isn't it? YOU'RE IN A CULT, AREN'T YOU? D:!

He capitalizes it, too!! OhDio, it's a ritual for you, isn't it? YOU'RE IN A CULT, AREN'T YOU? D:!
stuff NO, mASTURBATING ISN'T A CULT FOR ME!! YOU HAVEN'T FOUND ME OUT!

stuff NO, mASTURBATING ISN'T A CULT FOR ME!! YOU HAVEN'T FOUND ME OUT!
IT IS! YOU ARE IN A CULT! OH GOD...OH DIO!!!!! HE'S IN  CULT. MY BABY IS IN A CULT! A WEED-SMOKING, ALCOHOLIC, love ADDICTED CUUUUUUULT!!!!  :'C

IT IS! YOU ARE IN A CULT! OH GOD...OH DIO!!!!! HE'S IN  CULT. MY BABY IS IN A CULT! A WEED-SMOKING, ALCOHOLIC, love ADDICTED CUUUUUUULT!!!!  :'C
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Oh wait, I'm somebody else. You have the wrong person.

Oh man, this topic is full of lulz, and this keygen jukebox 8bit radio thing is really fitting.

Did you cum on your bro?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Oh wait, I'm somebody else. You have the wrong person.
NOW THEY ARE BRAINWASHING YOU. D:!

I knew getting you that laptop computer was a bad idea. I just knew it. :C