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                                       Tell me why...

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know that the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds'" when they know there is not enough?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but duck when you throw a revovler at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 's' in the world 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Is there ever a day that mattreses are not on sale?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

Why do you never hear Father-in-law jokes?

And thats all i got for today, Post your "Tell me why" Moments here!


Evolution went from great apes to Humans and apes.

Because you're an idiot.

Because you're an idiot.
ya i guess this pretty much sums up everything

                                       Tell me why...

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know that the batteries are getting weak? Because we're idiots.

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds'" when they know there is not enough? So that their greedy asses can have more money.

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? The same reason that makes gluing two things together with a bunch of glue doesn't work.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Cartoons don't have to be realistic.

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? So that animals die peacefully.

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but duck when you throw a revovler at him? Uncontrollable muscle reactions.

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? They don't want to die before they kill themselves.

Whose idea was it to put an 's' in the world 'lisp'? See: First question.

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Because requirements for survival aren't the same in every part of the world.

Is there ever a day that mattreses are not on sale? Heresy.

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try? Because you try harder the second time.

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? Because you are an idiot.

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white? Because it's all made of soap.

Why do you never hear Father-in-law jokes? Because father-in-laws are cool.

And thats all i got for today, Post your "Tell me why" Moments here!
You're welcome.



I want to know why there is a such a thing as human currency considering it is useless outside of each selective country and completely useless outside of this planet


                                       Tell me why...


If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?


We are primates you know, and we evolved from other primates not apes.

ITT: Over-brown townyzing mundane things

ITT: Over-brown townyzing mundane things
Not really.

It was only me.