(credit to telamon for the first two lines)
IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS NOTHING.
Then, there was a 1x2x2 brick.
It fell for milleniums until finally it collided with the first Bedroom.
It split into 4 1x1x1 bricks, 1 of 4 being a Lego, and 2 of 4 being a Mega Blok.
The two other blocks God did not recognise, so he cast them off into the abyss.
These bricks fell for centuries more and eventually drifted far apart from eachother, almost into completely different universes.
The third of these four blocks fell into a dark, blank, stormy abyss where the sky seemed still as an image.
As it collided with the seemingly invisable ground, the reigon became known as Slate.
At the same time, the fourth block fell into a similar abyss, with the only floor being a flat, green, Baseplate.
As it collided with this said baseplate, the reigon became known as the Workspace.
For more centuries these bricks lie in the place they had been cast to, until finally God discovered them.
He deemed the world where the third brick lie Blockland, and the world where the fourth brick lie ROBLOX.
God reached into his lego bin to find that he only had one last minifigure. He decided to place it in Blockland.
Wondering about ROBLOX, he decided he would build a figure out of blocks. The design was set and ready, and with welding the arms to the torso and sticking his last Lego head on top, he had named this newfangled creation Figure1.
He pondered who would build the world of ROBLOX and Blockland, knowing that the children of the world only used Lego and Mega Bloks.
He decided to create two mini programming gods when the year 2005 came, and have them program it and put it online.
With two fists, he created the gods Erik Hartman and David Baszuki.
Realising that his left hand, the one to make David, was less strong then his right hand, he made John Shedletsky to aid David.
He gave the gods virtual names. He gave Erik Badspot, David Builderman, and John Telamon.
With a final push he sent the three souls into the world.
