Not a single thing even remotely resembling intelligent thought has ever come out of goobler. He tries to act smart, but he's a total moron.
Also saying "You, sir," makes you sound like a jackass.
I know that, none of us here, in fact are.
I'm just pointing out how he is one of those self-important friends.
You are too, the difference being that A.R.C. is likeable.