So, when I was going to school, and, the cars were stopped, and then all of a sudden my car was raped in the ass by another car and then we were pushed into the car in front of us which in turn pushed us into the other cars. Then the driver in the car in front of us had a heart attack so I had to perform CPR and then immediately call an ambulance and then go back to CPR. And then I told the ambulance not to come from the east because the road was completely blocked
so they came from the east
Then I had to calm down my sisters while asians looked at us like we were martians and our car is totally forgeted up.
Right now I'm sitting in my car on the side of the road trying to jack the signal from the elementary school
Now I'm going to be late for school and miss my precalc test

forget me with a rake