I lol'd at my dad.

[Squiggles]

Well my dad was asleep I just thought I would see how he was feeling because he hasn't been feeling so good so.

I walk into his room and the lights are on.

"Dad, why are the lights on??"

"Jimmy Fallon, I met him"

"No, why are the lights on??"

"You know tha fallen..? He squacked."

"Well, okay. I was just checking on you"

"Make me a sandwich when the surgery is over *He nods*"

"You're not in surgery Dad, your in bed."

"But I'm not dead either."

"You're not in surgery."

"I'm in surgery there's a light there, there and there."

*I decide I'm gonna go ahead and leave him be*

"Alright Dad, I'm going down to the lobby to get some snacks"

"Love you bud!"

[Ad Bot]

[Jubel]

Lol'd

[MasterBlockMan]

:I

Lol

[Squiggles]

I swear I just heard him mumble "Where's my snacks"

[Nepthan]

Trippin' balls

[Jubel]

Give him a frozen treat. Like Ice Cream, or a Popsicle.

[A.R.C.]

He's doing heroine since he hates you.

[Qwepir]

He's doing heroine since he hates you.

Which heroine? Is it Wonder Woman?

[masterockets]

Did he rape you, or did you rape him? 

[Squiggles]

He's doing heroine since he hates you.

My Papadooup loves me very much.

Did he rape you, or did you rape him? 

I just gave him a hug.

[masterockets]

a "special" hug?

[Squiggles]

a "special" hug?

Not every dad rapes they're kids, master....I can see how you would think that.

[Jubel]

Take an old mask, and say it has happy gas in it. See if he falls asleep.

[Sarge]

My dad just snores really loudly when he's asleep.

[CC]

Trippin' balls