11:48 PM - GLaDOS: Rise and shine, Doctor Freeman.
11:48 PM - GLaDOS: Woops wrong line
11:48 PM - Aloshi: OH CRAP I DON'T WANT TO DIE
11:48 PM - GLaDOS: wake up subject 1029
11:48 PM - GLaDOS: exit the portal to your left
11:48 PM - Aloshi: no im subject 1030
11:49 PM - GLaDOS: no, forget you
11:49 PM - Aloshi: the subject your'e looking for is down the hallway
11:49 PM - Aloshi: on your left
11:49 PM - Aloshi: you see the problem you have
11:49 PM - Aloshi: is
11:49 PM - Aloshi: because your a computer everything is zero based
11:49 PM - GLaDOS: I see.
11:49 PM - Aloshi: so you have to add an extra one to your values
11:49 PM - GLaDOS: This is a very personal chat
11:49 PM - Aloshi: *you're
11:49 PM - Aloshi: man I can't spell
11:50 PM - GLaDOS: I am now dispensing turrets into you're chamber
11:50 PM - GLaDOS: Your*
11:50 PM - Aloshi: seeee
11:50 PM - Aloshi: this is why you have no friends
11:50 PM - Aloshi: you solve your problems with turrets
11:50 PM - Aloshi: no one wants to risk turrets
11:50 PM - GLaDOS: But
11:50 PM - GLaDOS: they are cute and cuddly.
11:50 PM - Aloshi: then remove the guns
11:51 PM - GLaDOS: THEY JUST WANT TO BE LOVED
11:51 PM - Aloshi: THEN WE WILL LOVE THEM WITHOUT WEAPONS
11:53 PM - GLaDOS: BuT
11:53 PM - GLaDOS: THE WEAPONS MAKE THEM SO EDGY
11:53 PM - GLaDOS: THEY LOVE THEM
11:53 PM - Aloshi: give them caffine
11:53 PM - Aloshi: same effect minus the deadly
11:53 PM - GLaDOS: but
11:53 PM - GLaDOS: the turrets taste better.
11:53 PM - Aloshi: you don't have tastebuds
11:54 PM - GLaDOS: My microwave does.
11:54 PM - Aloshi: doooont microwave plastic turrets
11:54 PM - Aloshi: they melt
11:56 PM - GLaDOS: I am thinking of installing a facebook module
11:56 PM - GLaDOS: so i can brag to black mesa about all my superiorities
11:57 PM - Aloshi: like
11:58 PM - GLaDOS: like what.
11:58 PM - Aloshi: like what superiorities
11:58 PM - GLaDOS: well
11:58 PM - GLaDOS: I have cake.
11:58 PM - Aloshi: that's it?
11:58 PM - Aloshi: black mesa could like
11:58 PM - Aloshi: buy cake
11:59 PM - Aloshi: they could buy more cake than you
11:59 PM - GLaDOS: That is not the same.
11:59 PM - Aloshi: they could hire a chef
11:59 PM - Aloshi: to make them cake
11:59 PM - GLaDOS: This is why your mother gave you up to the orphanage.
11:59 PM - GLaDOS: Oh wait, did I just say that?
11:59 PM - GLaDOS: Whoops.
11:59 PM - Aloshi: no she didn't
11:59 PM - Aloshi: your guess was incorrect
11:59 PM - GLaDOS: It was not a guess, hence I am your mother.
Saturday, September 25, 2010
12:00 AM - Aloshi: no you're not
12:00 AM - Aloshi: you're a computer
12:00 AM - GLaDOS: How would you know.
12:00 AM - GLaDOS: I could just be a person on an intercom
12:00 AM - Aloshi: but there isnt an intercom
12:02 AM - GLaDOS: For being intollerable, i am now tuning your radio to a christian radio frequency
12:02 AM - Aloshi: NO
12:02 AM - Aloshi: PLEASE DONT
12:08 AM - GLaDOS: well alosh, this chat was fun
12:08 AM - Aloshi: good bye robot person
A nice steam chat me and Aloshi had, do comment if you find this in the least bit of humorous.
