My history teacher use to work at a morgue.
I saw a little bag of powder and chippings on the counter and I asked him.
"What is that?"
"Oh, that's Gwendolyn"
"It's a persons ashes?"
"Yes"
"Why is she not buried?"
"Her husbands not dead yet, they want to be buried together."
"So you just leave her there?"
"No, we use her as a paperweight."