Author Topic: Grandma just died  (Read 4302 times)

I want my corpse to be flung into a bank via catapult.


I only have 1 gramma, no granpa's :(

i had a 112 year old grandpa, he was awesome, but he died two years ago

i fell your pain, but it does get better

was she near death before the hospital had a brain explosion?

My history teacher use to work at a morgue.

I saw a little bag of powder and chippings on the counter and I asked him.

"What is that?"

"Oh, that's Gwendolyn"

"It's a persons ashes?"

"Yes"

"Why is she not buried?"

"Her husbands not dead yet, they want to be buried together."

"So you just leave her there?"

"No, we use her as a paperweight."




But anyways, we might sue the hospital for raising her sodium too fast, and get some money so my grandpa can move somewhere warm all the time so he doesn't need to worry about winter anymore. c:
Don't richard up someone's life, it wont bring her back.

Don't richard up someone's life, it wont bring her back.
You haven't heard? When you sue a hospital for causing the death of someone, there's a 32% chance of the deceased individual coming back to life.

We were going to use the money to get my grandpa a house he can actually maneuver in. I never said it would bring my grandma back to life. stuff.

:c

Derp derp sue a hospital because they did their job to get money for unrelated personal purpose derp

Sue the hospital, Those bastards weren't paying attention.

Sue the hospital, Those bastards weren't paying attention.
I think that OP might not have the full story.
Besides, people die, that's what they do, espically when they are very sick.
Since when was going to a hospital a guarantee for perfect treatment?

Sue the hospital, Those bastards weren't paying attention.
"HURR, IMMA RUEN UR LIFEE CUZ U NOT 'LOW'D TO BE HUMAN."

Don't do it mang.