Religion bluh, you know you want to look.

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greek gods ftw

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Shows what you know, Islam was founded over 1000 years ago.
You misspelled Christianity on multiple occasions.  Don't insult my intelligence.  Don't bring this discussion down to that level.
Also, the point is, that as far as I have seen, just like you claim in Islam, if you rape someone, they must be killed.
Forgiveness of sins.

[m1k3y4e7]

greek gods ftw

BLASPHEMY!!! BOW BEFORE THE GLORY OF THE TEAPOT!!!

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Are you saying the Big Bang was a fact?

What do you mean was? Don't insult his intelligence.

[A.R.C.]

greek gods ftw

Most of which involves Zeus turning into a duck or a ray of light and raping someone.

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What do you mean was? Don't insult his intelligence.

Sorry I messed up tense.  Still, it is only a theory.  Not a proven fact.

[m1k3y4e7]

Most of which involves Zeus turning into a duck or a ray of light and raping someone.

the teapot is so much better at raping people.

[DrenDran]

It's not a direct insult to your intelligence ad hominem, it is discrediting your expertise in the field. You claim to know enough about the religion to discredit it and it's followers as horrible, but have just posted completely, obviously, incorrect information about the religion.

Also, forgiveness of sins is pretty much the cover all excuse, I mean, why follow the rules at all then?

[A.R.C.]

the teapot is so much better at raping people.

sup friend
your stuffty religion copied spoonism.

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Sorry I messed up tense.  Still, it is only a theory.  Not a proven fact.

It is pretty much known as a fact in the scientific community because of all the evidence of it happening.

Most of which involves Zeus turning into a duck or a ray of light and raping someone.

Don't forget badasses with swords decapitating evil snake demons and giant monsters.

[A.R.C.]

But mostly rape

[Skele]

To be honest, I am not going to watch whatever video you have there.

Alright. You don't want to watch it because your afraid to have your faith shattered?

Basically, the video was to point out your 2000 years and most powerful religion claim. Egyptian paganism has been around for 5000+ years and has been a HUGE influence on many religions that followed.

For example, the story of Horus:
(Remember, this is 3000 BC)
- Born December 25th
- Born of a virgin
- Birth accompanied by a star to the east
- Three kings followed the star to his birth location
- He was a teacher by the age of 12
- Baptized at the age of 30
- He had 12 disciples
- He traveled with them performing miracles such as walking on water and healing the sick
- Known by many names, most interesting is God's Anointed Son
- He was betrayed and then crucified
- He died and was buried for 3 days where he then resurrected

Hmm, sounds familiar doesn't it?

That's because all these religions were used to explain the stars and the astrological events that occurred. The characters are metaphors for the Sun. Literally the SUN of God, the earliest object to be worshiped by man.

[A.R.C.]

all hail the sun god

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Are you saying the Big Bang was a fact?

Because it's not.

Planck's telescope has recorded microwaves, the origin of which are believed to be from the big bang. That theory would be proving that the universe is not finite, and that the big bang happened. While this is only a theory, they have backed it up with data. Do you see anyone with proof of God creating the world?[

[m1k3y4e7]

sup friend
your stuffty religion copied spoonism.

after the crumpetpocalypse, the spoon, fork and teapot will join to become the great. spoeapot. all the skinny people will turn into crumpets, to be eaten by the fatties.