Jake the wannabe bounty hunter. GIANT DRAGON BOSSFIGHT OMGWTFBBQ!!!!

[Squiggles]

You go into the cave.

Jake: Well, I don't see anything....WHOA HOLY CRIPHESACRAPPLE!!!

Wusk: Roar!!
Radio (Where did that come from???): Jake, I told you to assassinate it!!! Yet you run in there like an idiot!!! Ah, screw it. If you manage to kill it make sure to bring back one of its fangs to prove it.

PICK A NUMBER

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[kanew2000]

Don't actually kill it.

We know he's a pusillanimous individual so just shoot off his fang and run

[Squiggles]

Number?

[masterockets]

Why can't we run out of the cave and fire blindly at it?
or maybe you can make a cave-in on it, I mean, this IS a cave, isn't it?

[Squiggles]

Yes but we need to get the loving tooth.

Can't you read!?!?

[masterockets]

But what I was thinking was shoot off a giant spike that's over the monster
or buy a shovel and dig up a dead one, free tooth!

[Squiggles]

Because DNA scanners weren't invented.

[masterockets]

How the forget would they get the DNA offa that thing if they wanted it dead?

[Squiggles]

Because the tooth is part of the body, you're Dna/saliva is on it. They could scan the DNA to make sure it was a fang of the creature you wanted dead.

[masterockets]

forget it then, 6 for shooting its eyes out

[kanew2000]

Number?

7

[Menen]

forget it\

Why do you want to see an egg having love with a dragon?

[Squiggles]

4! Normal shot.

Jake: Nrgh! *pow*

Wusk: GRAWWWWRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The wusk starts charging some sort of attack*

Odd or even!?!?

[Menen]

eod or oven

[kanew2000]

oven

destroy the wusk with an oven!