Jake the wannabe bounty hunter. GIANT DRAGON BOSSFIGHT OMGWTFBBQ!!!!

[?]

Piss on him.

[Ad Bot]

[Squiggles]

Piss on him.

Gorge: Hue.....

Locations to visitMcCircles fried food joint/bathroom
Clothes store
Weapon store
Barber
You also stole a card from this one guy that let's you get one free item from each shop on your first visit.STATUS
Location: Circle City
Relationships: Mike (Best friend, deceased??) Harbo (Stranger) Ty (Disliked) Little Timmy (Stranger) Jakems (Enemy)
Hunger: Hungry.
Bladder: Empty
Mood: Angry
Inventory: Makeshift sword (weapon), 5 throwin' rocks that mike had(weapon), Lamp, cord, fists. (weapon)

[masterockets]

Go to McCircles place for something to eat and drink
piss on him again

[Squiggles]

You go to McCircles.

Gorge: Mmm....
Ty: *Gasp* Grr.....
Harbo: Now Ty don't get mad

What to do??

Some choices.
Calmly continue eating your burger then leave.
or
Start an argument.

[masterockets]

Get burger and tell him to take this outside

[Supreme Guy]

Finish your burger, throw your drink on him then leave.
Nothing else, no words, no expression.

[Squiggles]

Finish your burger, throw your drink on him then leave.
Nothing else, no words, no expression.

Ty: l-l-look at that! He's just ignoring me!!!
Gorge: Mmm *crunch* *slurp* mmmmm
Ty: Why you
Gorge: *throw

Ty: GAH!!! You got Hi-c all over me!!!!
Gorge: *stands up*....*walks out*
Harbo: Baiiiii!
Ty: Jam it Harbo

Locations you should probably go.Clothes store
Weapon store
BarberSTATUS
Location: Circle City, McCircles
Relationships: Mike (Best friend now he is dead because you ignored the groans.) Harbo (Stranger) Ty (Disliked) Little Timmy (Stranger) Jakems (Enemy)
Hunger: Full.
Bladder: Empty
Mood: Amused
Inventory: Makeshift sword (weapon), 5 throwin' rocks that mike had(weapon), Lamp, cord, fists. (weapon)

[Cybertails1998]

wepon stoer

[Squiggles]

Derek: Ah, hello! Welcome to my store!
Gorge: What do you have?

You have $300
Buying items: 1 free purchase at each store card.

Once buy something, you should goBarber
Clothes shop.

[?]

Get pistol for free.
Get lead pipe.

[Squiggles]

Get pistol for free.
Get lead pipe.

Gorge: Here's a card can I have the pistol?
Derek: Alright.
Gorge: I'll also take a lead pipe.

Derek: Alrighty then.

Where you should go next.Barber
Clothes shop.STATUS
Location: Circle City, McCircles
Relationships: Mike (Best friend now he is dead because you ignored the groans.) Harbo (Stranger) Ty (Disliked) Little Timmy (Stranger) Jakems (Enemy)
Hunger: Full.
Bladder: Empty
Mood: Amused
Inventory: Lamp, Cord, burger wrapper.
Weapons: Lead pipe, Pistol (Equipped), Makeshift sword, Fists, Throwing rocks.

[Frenchfrie]

Go to clothes shop, after hitting the shop owner in the legs with your pipe.

[Squiggles]

You go to the Tailor.

Shop owner: Welcome!!!!

Gorge: Here's a card, I'll take the Shirt & pants combo.

[kanew2000]

mr formal gray pants

do it friend

[Squiggles]

You buy the clothes.

Gorge: Ok now time to get a haircut.
You go to the barber
Barber: Velcome to ze barber. Would ze like a haircut?
Gorge: Yes, yes I would