Jake the wannabe bounty hunter. GIANT DRAGON BOSSFIGHT OMGWTFBBQ!!!!

[Squiggles]

It's a lamp :/

Keep?
Location: A Moving van
Relationships: Mike (Best friend, deceased)
Hunger: Full
Bladder: Empty
Mood: Normal
Inventory: Makeshift sword, 5 throwin' rocks that mike had.

[Ad Bot]

[masterockets]

Keep lamp
Open other boxes for a cord or something to turn the lamp on with

[DracoSoul]

why are we playing as a giant crack in the ground

[Squiggles]

Keep lamp
Open other boxes for a cord or something to turn the lamp on with

You search in the small box.
Item found. Picture of some dude named Victor El Chico Keep??
You search in other box
Item found cord. You attempt to plug lamp in but there is no outlet....you're in a car. Keep item anyway??

The car stops.

???: Well, forget. I forgot how heavy that one box was (The box you put Mike in and shoved out of the car. You stuffed him in with the Tv)
???2: Come on Ty if we work on it we'll get it done.
Ty: Shut up Harbo.

[Menen]

>throw picture at the wall to the right

[Squiggles]

>throw picture at the wall to the right

You go ahead and keep the cord.

*Toss*
Harbo: Owww.....

ITEM BROKEN! Picture.
Ty: Suck it up Harbo. Who the hell are you string bean..??

What to reply??

Location: A Moving van
Relationships: Mike (Best friend, deceased) Harbo (Stranger) Ty (Stranger)
Hunger: Full
Bladder: Empty
Mood: Normal
Inventory: Makeshift sword, 5 throwin' rocks that mike had, Lamp, cord.

[masterockets]

Could you choke him to death with the cord?
or maybe tie a rock to the cord to make a flail and whack him with it?

[Squiggles]

What to reply?? With talk.

[masterockets]

say "Sorry friend, I was looking for my TV that you took hours to deliver!"

[Menen]

Say, " I am the king of Box land. Bow before me, peasant."

[Squiggles]

Say, " I am the king of Box land. Bow before me, peasant."

Gorge: I am box king!!!

Ty: What??? Hey friend shut up who the hell are you??
Gorge: I dun told you The box king.
Ty: What the hell! You opened all my boxes.
Gorge: I also jammed my friend in one and shoved it out of the car.
Ty: Buttsphere.
Gorge: WoOoOoOoOo
Now what.

[masterockets]

Smack them to death with the lamp

[Squiggles]

Smack them to death with the lamp

Ty is knocked unconscious.

What now?

Location: A Moving van
Relationships: Mike (Best friend, deceased) Harbo (Stranger) Ty (Disliked)
Hunger: Medium
Bladder: Medium
Mood: Fulfilled.
Inventory: Makeshift sword, 5 throwin' rocks that mike had, Lamp, cord.

[masterockets]

Exit van, then proceed to close it and latch it shut

[Squiggles]

Exit van, then proceed to close it and latch it shut

Gorge: Well that should take care of things.
???: *groan*
Gorge: Mike...?
Ty: Fa...fa...friend

What to do.

Location: Outside, middle of the road.
Relationships: Mike (Best friend, deceased??) Harbo (Stranger) Ty (Disliked)
Hunger: Medium
Bladder: Medium
Mood: Fulfilled.
Inventory: Makeshift sword, 5 throwin' rocks that mike had, Lamp, cord.