MSPA Challenge: Rail Break

[Moppy]

Yes I just made another MSPA.

If you don't know what an MSPA is, Think "Old DOS command game". Make a command and I may choose it to be part of the MSPA.
If you don't know what a MSPA CHALLENGE is, then you wouldn't be the first: This is my idea I just thought up of. You have to finish the game in under 100 commands or you automatically lose. HERE IT COMES!

Your name is ROBBIN RUBEN.

You were aressted and are to spend 6 months in jail for shoplifting at a sandwich store. Gosh the laws here are strict. Anyway, you heard that a bomber has threatened to blow up the Prison Express, which otherwise would have no relation to you exept you're on it. The bomber's demands have been met, yet you still have a bad feeling... You GOTTA get off this train. It'll be 50 posts until you get to the site you think the bombs gonna go off. What is a post, you ask? It's a unit to measure time, to the equivelant of 2 commands. What? You don't know what a command is? We- you know what? we gotta get going. To your right, there is a BROKEN BENCH. ther is a WINDOW behind you. In front of you, there is the cell door. 50 more posts...

[Ad Bot]

[?]

Get things from broken bench.
Fashion chain.
Use chain to retrieve keys.
No keys? Use chain to remove bars.

[Mazzyandmilk]

Cry.

[PowerDag]

Make noose out of chains, hang self, lock topic.

[Moppy]

Get things from broken bench.
Fashion chain.

You form a FOUR LINK CHAIN through your awesome strength.

Use chain to retrieve keys.

Urf.. Gotta try...

Urk! It's no use! No matter how you swing it, it wont reach. Need to make it longer somehow.

[?]

Rip cloths and attach fabric pieces to chain to extend length.
Destroy bench further and use links to increase chain length.

[masterockets]

Break window bars and attach them to the chain to make it longer

[Moppy]

Destroy bench further and use links to increase chain length.

You pull off the remaining chains,

link them together, and you got 15 LINK CHAIN!

Though you wonder why the bench is still proped up...
48 1/2 posts left...

[Niblic]

Quickly retrieve thicker arms from nonexistent dresser.

[?]

Check under the bench.
Fetch keys with chain.

[Skateaton]

stick richard in chain

[Comatose]

Fetch keys with chain.
Unlock door.

[Altered]

Lubercate chain with saliva and shove it up your pooper.

[Block Box]

Fetch the keys Only logical solution.

[Block Box]

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