Author Topic: I leveled up! (Read 8889 times)

Venson · September 28, 2010, 11:15:49 PM

Quote from: ryu hayabusa on September 28, 2010, 11:01:45 PM

I've eaten there once. However, I ate at a biker bar in texas once so my manliness went up by 50 points.

But i eaten a bowl of nails... Without any milk!
+250 Manliness

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Shadowed999 · September 28, 2010, 11:18:11 PM

Quote from: Venson on September 28, 2010, 11:15:49 PM

But i eaten a bowl of nails... Without any milk!
+250 Manliness

nooo only +25(you only get 100+ when you bang a chick or kill someone)

ryu hayabusa · September 28, 2010, 11:19:21 PM

I'm wearng a wifebeater while I left weights while at the same time singing with my godly voice to metal music will drinking saw blades while playing GTA

Venson · September 28, 2010, 11:19:35 PM

Quote from: Shadowed999 on September 28, 2010, 11:18:11 PM

nooo only +25(you only get 100+ when you bang a chick or kill someone)

I had hard time in jail for killing hundreds of people. Got released 1 year later cause i persuaded the guard to let me free.

Madmitten · September 28, 2010, 11:20:08 PM

Quote from: Venson on September 28, 2010, 11:19:35 PM

I had hard time in jail for killing hundreds of people. Got released 1 year later cause i persuaded the guard to let me free.

i got 70+ manly points because i am black

ryu hayabusa · September 28, 2010, 11:21:05 PM

Quote from: Madmitten on September 28, 2010, 11:20:08 PM

i got 70+ manly points because i am black

Damn it.
Wait! I get manly points for being German. I also get love points for being Italian

Venson · September 28, 2010, 11:21:17 PM

Quote from: Madmitten on September 28, 2010, 11:20:08 PM

i got 70+ manly points because i am black

Points are doubled if your white for killing someone.

Shadowed999 · September 28, 2010, 11:22:45 PM

Quote from: Venson on September 28, 2010, 11:21:17 PM

Points are doubled if your white for killing someone.

I killed a guy trying to mug me.

Madmitten · September 28, 2010, 11:22:58 PM

Quote from: ryu hayabusa on September 28, 2010, 11:21:05 PM

Damn it.
Wait! I get manly points for being German. I also get love points for being Italian

i get love points because of my humongous penor

Venson · September 28, 2010, 11:24:00 PM

Quote from: Shadowed999 on September 28, 2010, 11:22:45 PM

I killed a guy trying to mug me.

He has to be innocent for double points. Double points are for blacks that way.

ryu hayabusa · September 28, 2010, 11:25:19 PM

I get more love points because my snake has a diameter of 5 inches

Venson · September 28, 2010, 11:26:10 PM

Quote from: Venson on September 28, 2010, 11:24:00 PM

He has to be innocent for double points. Double points are for blacks that way.

Oh. And i forgot to mention you'll get 500 criminal points if you do this.

Madmitten · September 28, 2010, 11:26:24 PM

Quote from: ryu hayabusa on September 28, 2010, 11:25:19 PM

I get more love points because my snake has a diameter of 5 inches

well forget you
i get double hot points because i am tall as hell

ryu hayabusa · September 28, 2010, 11:27:14 PM

Quote from: Madmitten on September 28, 2010, 11:26:24 PM

well forget you
i get double hot points because i am tall as hell

How tall exactly?

Madmitten · September 28, 2010, 11:28:03 PM

Quote from: ryu hayabusa on September 28, 2010, 11:27:14 PM

How tall exactly?

5'11 last time i measured
i am probably 6'1 by now