How Awesome are you?

[Zloff]

sup i so cool i cal u all noobs and has like 769 frends (Emote spam that thinks is cool and funny.)

[Ad Bot]

[Specever]

Legendary

[Night Fox]

-Almost everyone in my grade is my friend, ~3 people don't like me.
-I have a perfect girlfriend.
-I am in shape, because I excersize at school, and skate ~5 miles a week.
-I have good grades.
-I socialize on Mondays, Tuesdays, and every other Friday.

Yeah.
I'm a pretty cool guy.

[Anti-Block]

Translation Night Fox
-I have a perfect Middle school relationship with an internet girl I've never met before.

[AGlass0fMilk]

Amazing

[TheLegomaster]

Averagely. :c

[Zloff]

You have a schedule for socializing, Fox? ._.

[Doorman]

-I go home to play the piano, play on the computer and do homework. Nothing else.
-I have everybody's phone number, but few people know my number.
-I keep my phone's sound on Alarm only because nobody will call/text me anyway.
-I've lost hope in myself every getting any relationship, and for that reason I've lost motivation for taking regular showers or washing my hair. It's not uncommon for me to forget to brush my teeth or put deodorant on.
-My friends consist of 2 3 friends I've had from 4 8th grade, 2 friends from 7 9th grade, and 2 /b/ handicaps
-The friends that I haven't seen in 7 years run away from me don't even look at me.
-I'm not athletic at all, and am only not fat because of my metabolism.

-All I do is richard around on the computer and do homework.
-The closest I've been to a girl guy my age was a Christian side hug for computer chemistry related help.
-I don't do any sports.
-I don't smoke/drink.
-People use me all the time, I get nothing in return.
-I find quadratic equations fun.

Am I awesome yet?

[Anti-Block]

You're gay, Doorman?
Never knew.

[Kalphiter]

from 4 8th grade

What?

[Doorman]

You're gay, Doorman?
Never knew.

Old news, bro.

What?

In case you haven't noticed, which you should have, there is a line through the four.

[Neo128]

Im So awesome at Wrench Eventing =3

[LaCuckooRacha]

• I am hated by roughly the entire school, including teachers.
• I have about 10 friends from the three schools I have gone to.
• My parents ignore me most of the time, sighing when they see me.
• The only thing I am good at is programming.
• People's views of me haven't changed for the past 3-5 years.
• Sometimes my own friends avoid me.
• My parents say I owe them £1000, but won't let me earn money because I am still in debt with them.
• I am extremely paranoid, I cannot take a shower without fearing for my life.
• I cannot go through a day without being ridiculed, hurt or ignored.
• I am extremely lucky. :/
• I have no artistic skill.
• I have a horrible attention span, but I do not have any mental problem.
• I can never remember anyone's name, even my teachers' names.

100% true, not whoring for attention.

I am awesome.

[Anti-Block]

• I am hated by roughly the entire school, including teachers.
• I have about 10 friends from the three schools I have gone to.
• My parents ignore me most of the time, sighing when they see me.
• The only thing I am good at is programming.
• People's views of me haven't changed for the past 3-5 years.
• Sometimes my own friends avoid me.
• My parents say I owe them £1000, but won't let me earn money because I am still in debt with them.
• I am extremely paranoid, I cannot take a shower without fearing for my life.
• I cannot go through a day without being ridiculed, hurt or ignored.
• I am extremely lucky. :/
• I have no artistic skill.
• I have a horrible attention span, but I do not have any mental problem.
• I can never remember anyone's name, even my teachers' names.

100% true, not whoring for attention.

I am awesome.

Whoring detected.
If you're life was that bad, you would've already offed yourself by now.

[Night Fox]

You have a schedule for socializing, Fox? ._.

No, I just don't really go outside except for those days.

In which I socialize a lot.
And I have plenty of the friends and the pickle pudding pops, and the...