Author Topic: How Awesome are you?  (Read 5274 times)

I'm so loving awesome, that when the doctor picked me up, he stuff his pants. He then dropped me, from that point I did a perfect triple back flip onto my mothers stomach, where I then did cartwheels and sang Vaudeville. After three days of being alive I grew a beard, I then decided that I would become fifteen and slap people with a sack of unsalted cashews for a living. And that's how loving awesome I am.
Unsalted eh?


-I have a girlfriend, we've been together for over a year and a half
-I'm in the I.B. Programme at my high school
-I'm a fourth degree black belt in Soo Bohk Do
-I've been playing piano for over 11 years
-I've been studying and speaking French for over 10 years (I also speak Spanish, but not nearly as much as French)
-I'm 17 years old
-I have a few, really good friends, because I'd rather have a few, really good friends than a stuffload of "friends" that I don't talk to very much at all
-I don't smoke/drink/do drugs; never have, never will
-I've been to prom already, with my girlfriend, and that was when I was a Sophomore (she was a Junior then, she's a Senior now and I'm a Junior)
-I have my driver's license and I'm a really damn good driver
-I'm good with Photoshop and After Effects
-I'm 6 feet tall
-I'm not athletic whatsoever but I'm fit, and very strong
-I know more about computers than my school's IT technician, which is sad, because I don't really know all too much, although I do know a lot
-I'm a scuba diver
-I'm extremely good with grammar and spelling; I won my middle school's spelling bee three years in a row

I think that's about it for me.


I think that's about it for me.
Bro I will probably be exactly like you when I'm 17. Except I started French when I was 11, so 10 years of that won't be possible :3

Im fat and I'm awesome
lolHugums

So, some of you awesome people, hao2shot awesome?


I'm awesome because I post about how awesome I am. In a topic about posting how awesome you are. So this should prove that I am awesome, because I posted in a topid about awesomeness.

I love you am awesome this much:

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The most awesome person I know.

I'm so awesome, Chuck Norris saluted me.
No joke.

I am so awesome, I managed to convince Chuck Norris, Saxton Hale, and Billy Mays to all make love to me
at once
for 20 hours straight

I am so awesome, I managed to convince Chuck Norris, Saxton Hale, and Billy Mays to all make love to me
at once
for 20 hours straight

That just makes you gay.

That just makes you gay.
But the fact that it was Chuck Norris, Billy Mays, and the other guy cancels the gayness.