Forum game: Solve the above problem.

[Sirrus]

This is a forum game. Solve the problem posed by the above user in any way you think is interesting or logical or whatever.

Example:

Poster 1: You're reading in bed and you want to turn off the light but you don't want to get out of bed. How2do?

Poster 2: Throw your book at the lightswitch.

Obviously that isn't very creative. Meme responses ("stick it in her pooper", etc.) will not be appreciated.

PROBLEM: You're reading in bed and you want to turn off the light but you don't want to get out of bed. How2do?

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[Acid]

I'd use my foot.

PROBLEM: You are driving a car travelling at 78 mph which is about to crash off a bridge. You can either

A: Save yourself by turning back towards safe land BUT killing a group of 5 young children in the way.

B: Die

[Sirrus]

If I saw them and know that I would kill them then I would go off the bridge.

PROBLEM: You are travelling down a huge hill on a bike and the brakes are shot. At the end of the road there is another road running perpendicular to the road you are on. The road you are currently on terminates with a metal fence fastened into concrete. There are houses and cars on the left, a curb, sidewalk, and then a paved lot on the right. You are already halfway down the hill and travelling >20 MPH.

[Shinedown]

Jump off the bike.

[Sirrus]

Jump off the bike.

at 20-30mph?

[DrenDran]

If I saw them and know that I would kill them then I would go off the bridge.

PROBLEM: You are travelling down a huge hill on a bike and the brakes are shot. At the end of the road there is another road running perpendicular to the road you are on. The road you are currently on terminates with a metal fence fastened into concrete. There are houses and cars on the left, a curb, sidewalk, and then a paved lot on the right. You are already halfway down the hill and travelling >20 MPH.

That's why I don't go down hills.

[Pulchritude]

Eighty-six divided by zero.

[matthewbim11]

If I saw them and know that I would kill them then I would go off the bridge.

PROBLEM: You are travelling down a huge hill on a bike and the brakes are shot. At the end of the road there is another road running perpendicular to the road you are on. The road you are currently on terminates with a metal fence fastened into concrete. There are houses and cars on the left, a curb, sidewalk, and then a paved lot on the right. You are already halfway down the hill and travelling >20 MPH.

Paved lot, go in circles until your slow enough to slow your bike w/shoes

[Sirrus]

Eighty-six divided by zero.

I didn't say there was a convenient way to get into the lot, it's separated by a curb and sidewalk.

[Talent74]

Eighty-six divided by zero.

LOOK WHAT YOU JU-

[ryu hayabusa]

The internet is going to be censored help!

[Nystical]

Stick it in her pooper/etc.

[DrenDran]

This thread is doomed lol.

[carolcat]

If I saw them and know that I would kill them then I would go off the bridge.

PROBLEM: You are travelling down a huge hill on a bike and the brakes are shot. At the end of the road there is another road running perpendicular to the road you are on. The road you are currently on terminates with a metal fence fastened into concrete. There are houses and cars on the left, a curb, sidewalk, and then a paved lot on the right. You are already halfway down the hill and travelling >20 MPH.

REALISTIC:Jump the curb and circle around in the lot.
 MOVIE: Ride down the hill and, before you hit the fence, turn the bike completely horizontal so that it grinds to a halt. I've done that once... The outcome was terrible.

[Hunteronie]

you've miss placed your supply of KY jelly with super glue (I shouldn't have to explain the rest)