Satan

[Squideey]

If Satan is supposed to be the person you least expect, wouldn't that be God?

Did I just break Christianity guys

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[Menen]

Its funny.

I was dragged to church one day. The pastor said that "Satan has to ask god if he can forget up your life to TEST YOUR FAITH"

[lolzorz mcgee]

What.

I'm sure the person you'd least expect is a ninja.

[WhoDa?]

I'm sure the person you'd least expect is yourself, NOT in a mirror.

[Night Fox]

forget.

[Oasis]

I least expect dead people. Cause they're dead.

[Dodger]

forget.

Ninja there.

Satan couldn't disguise himself as God, because God said no one should use his name in vain. Therefore, God would not allow Satan to do that.

[Zloff]

I can tell right now that someone will end up posting something like "LOLcigaretteS SATAN ISNT REAL CHRISTUN NUBS"

In other words, inb4 religion drama

lol Oasis

[dkamm65]

Ninja there.

Satan couldn't disguise himself as God, because God said no one should use his name in vain. Therefore, God would not allow Satan to do that.

what is this i dont even

[Squideey]

First person to post a paragraph-long religion baw post will get the thread locked.

[mrlolop]

First person to post a paragraph-long religion baw post will get the thread locked.

a paragraph-long religion baw post

[WhoDa?]

First person to post a paragraph-long religion baw post will get the thread locked.

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[Zloff]

Ninja there.

Satan couldn't disguise himself as God, because God said no one should use his name in vain. Therefore, God would not allow Satan to do that.

PLUS, I bet he doesn't even know what he looks like |:o

[.::Taboo::.]

satan is major character in my book
i am just saying

[*Magick* Mage]

I don't believe in Satan.

Therefore nothing has been broken.

:D