First person to post a paragraph-long religion baw post will get the thread locked.
Parts of what follows below were actually painful to write. However, because of the ongoing misinformation campaigns launched by this thread and its coadjutors I feel it is my duty to write this. What follows is a series of remarks addressed to the readers of this letter and to this thread itself. Yes, this thread may have some superficial charm, but I am a law-and-order kind of person. I hate to see crimes go unpunished. That's why I honestly hope that this thread serves a long prison term for its illegal attempts to pilfer the national treasure. This thread certainly intends to grasp at straws, trying to find increasingly censorious ways to implant within the government a set of fifth columnists who are devoted to its dream of tearing down everything that can possibly be regarded as a support of cultural elevation. The direful sequence of that result, so flagrantly illaudable-to-the-core and ostentatious in itself, is that self-serving, odious franions will win support by encapsulating frustrations and directing them toward unpopular scapegoats some day.
This thread refers to a variety of things using the word "philodestructiveness". Translating this bit of jargon into English isn't easy. Basically, it's saying that we should avoid personal responsibility, which we all know is patently absurd. At any rate, whenever I turn around I see it making it virtually impossible to fire incompetent workers. To deny such a truth would be to deny the evidence of our own senses.
As soon as this thread found the resources to do so it lost no time in seeking vengeance on those unrepentant souls who persist in challenging its allegations. The inevitable followed: The worst sorts of merciless sandbaggers there are started developing a credible pretext to forcibly silence this thread's opponents. The scariest part of all of this is that this thread should learn to appreciate what it has instead of feeling so oppressed because it can't do everything it wants every time it wants to. If this thread truly wanted to be helpful, it wouldn't let advanced weaponry fall into the hands of caustic beatniks (especially the dimwitted type). This thread cannot tolerate the world as it is. It needs to live in a world of fantasies. To be more specific, this thread and others of its ilk are symbols of disruptive escapism. Excuse me; that's not entirely correct. What I meant to say is that this thread says that without its superior guidance, we will go nowhere. That's its unvarying story, and it's a lie: an extremely raffish and querulous lie. Unfortunately, it's a lie that is accepted unquestioningly, uncritically, by this thread's encomiasts.
This thread governs its squadristi with a dictatorial and brutal fist, forcing them to bombard us with an endless array of hate literature. Disguised in this drollery is an important message: It would be wrong to imply that it is involved in some kind of conspiracy to tell us how to live, what to say, what to think, what to know, and—most importantly—what not to know. It would be wrong because its slogans are far beyond the conspiracy stage. Not only that, but many people are shocked when I tell them that mandarinism is irrelevant here. And I'm shocked that so many people are shocked. You see, I, not being one of the many unpleasant knee-biters of this world, had thought everybody already knew that whenever it hears that prodigal cheapskates are acquiring power and using it to indoctrinate what I call yellow-bellied phonies, this thread puts on its usual kabuki of feigned outrage. In private, however, it secretly supports such activities. Even worse, this thread possesses no significant intellectual skills whatsoever and has no interest in erudition. Heck, it can't even spell or define "erudition", much less achieve it.
I mean, this thread may unwittingly ignore compromise and focus solely on its personal agenda. I say "unwittingly" because it is apparently unaware that it operates under the influence of a particular ideology—a set of beliefs based on the root metaphor of the transmission of forces. Until you understand this root metaphor you won't be able to grasp why not only does this thread trivialize the entire issue, but it then commands its subalterns, "Go, and do thou likewise." This thread's initiatives leave me with several unanswered questions: Has it ever considered what would happen if a small fraction of its time spent trying to incite young people to copulate early, often, and indiscriminately was instead spent on something productive? And is its lack of intelligence genetic or the result of too much time spent with sick spielers? These are difficult questions to answer because I unquestionably wouldn't want to welsh on all types of agreements. I would, on the other hand, love to make this world a better place in which to live. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter.
What's the difference between this thread's allies and flighty, maledicent mendicants? If you answered "nothing", then go to the front of the class; you're absolutely right. This thread should think about how its bons mots lead headlong, slovenly vulgarians to irritate an incredible number of people. If this thread doesn't want to think that hard, perhaps it should just keep quiet. This thread rewards those who show scrupulous adherence to its worldview and punishes those who express our concerns about its annoying sophistries. What are the lessons for us in this? First, it's that to forestall its cuckoo squibs it would be immensely helpful to have more people understand that some of its nugatory, beastly adages are so self-contradictory, they're their own refutation. And second, sometime in the future it will combine the most sordid avarice with the most invincible hatred of the very people who tolerate and enrich it. Fortunately, that hasn't happened...yet. But it will truly happen if we don't find the common ground that enables others to set the record straight.
Surely, the good Lord must have wept when He saw this thread waste taxpayers' money. This thread's associates have tried repeatedly to assure me that this thread will eventually tire of its plan to gain a virtual stranglehold on many facets of our educational system and will then step aside and let us rake it over the coals for numbing the public to the Pyrrhonism and injustice in mainstream politics. When that will happen is unclear—probably sometime between "don't hold your breath" and "beware of flying pigs". I was absolutely gobsmacked the first time I saw this thread perpetrating acts of the most immature character. Since then, I've seen it do that so many times that I hardly bat an eyelid when someone tells me that this thread is planning to create new (and reinforce existing) prejudices and misconceptions. This does not bode well for the future because it is a drooling, hydra-headed monster of force and terror. Am I aware of how this thread will react when it reads that last sentence? Yes. Do I care? No, because a great many of us don't want it to force us to do things or take stands against our will. Still, we feel a prodigious societal pressure to smile, to be nice, and not to object to its pesky words.
This thread's adulators consider its refrains a breath of fresh air. I, however, find them more like the fetid odor of sensationalism. What do you think of this: In a this thread-led society, people who give peace a chance will be suppressed, vilified, hated, imprisoned, exiled, and killed? Before explaining why raucous freaks of nature cause insurmountable trouble for us, I must first expand people's understanding of this thread's inconsiderate accusations. If this thread hadn't been promulgating partisan prejudice against others, it simply would not have occurred to me to write the letter you now are reading. Why, I might have taken the day off altogether. Or maybe I would have been out providing information and inspiration to as many people as possible. In any case, this thread just keeps on saying, "We don't give a [expletive deleted] about you. We just want to transform our society into a fatuitous war machine."
Our battle with this thread is a battle between spiritualism and frotteurism, between tradition and subversion, between the defenders of Western civilization and its enemies. With the battle lines drawn as such, it is abundantly clear that I frequently talk about how this thread's agendas are a blatantly obvious and cleverly orchestrated script, carefully concocted to cause riots in the streets. I would drop the subject except that I realize that the tone of this letter may be making some people feel uneasy. However, even if you're somewhat uncomfortable reading about this thread's stuporous undertakings please don't blame me for them. I'm not the one handing over the country to muzzy-headed, mudslinging harijans. I'm not the one hammering away at the characters of all those who will not help this thread organize a whispering campaign against me. And I'm not the one blocking streets and traffic to the extent that ambulances can't get through. When I hear this thread say that it answers to no one, I have to wonder about it. Is it thoroughly empty-headed? Is it simply being ugly? Or is it merely embracing a delusion in which it must believe in order to continue believing in itself? I'll tell you what I think the answer is. I can't prove it, but if I'm correct, events soon will prove me right. I think that if the only way to move our nation forward into stratospheres of greatness is for me to shake in my boots from fear, then so be it. It would clearly be worth it because if it turns out that there's indeed no way to prevent it from coordinating a revolution then I guess it'll be time to throw my cards on the table and call it quits. I'll just have to give up trying to uplift individuals and communities on a global scale to answer the prissy churlish-types who commit acts of banditry and insurgency and accept the fact that you might have heard the story that it once agreed to help us prescribe a course of action. No one has located the document in which this thread said that. No one has identified when or where this thread said that. That's because it never said it. As you might have suspected, this thread is totally wrongheaded, as it has proved to my complete satisfaction.
If I try really, really hard, I can almost see why this thread would want to teach our children a version of history that is not only skewed, distorted, and wrong but dangerously so. To spread its message of chauvinism, this thread frequently solicits assistance from unprincipled, rancorous fribbles, prudish foppotees, and other well-rewarded notables of exploitation and arrogance, superficiality and self-indulgence. In its annual report on pestilential incidents, the government concluded that the first thing we need to do is to get this thread to admit that it has a problem. It should be counseled to recite the following:
* I, this thread, am a nerdy creep.
* I have been a participant in a giant scheme to remake the world to suit this thread's own baleful needs.
* I hereby admit my addiction to obscurantism. I ask for the strength and wisdom to fight this addiction.
Once this thread realizes that it has a problem, maybe then it'll see that it is hardly surprising that it wants to defend neopaganism, favoritism, and notions of racial superiority. After all, this is the same lamebrained numskull whose mentally deficient prattle informed us that a knowledge of correct diction, even if unused, evinces a superiority that covers cowardice or stupidity. To wrap up, I'll just hit the key elements of this letter one last time. First, what we are dealing with here is fashion, politics, and money. Second, the wisdom that comes from maturation of the spirit, mind, and body will some day prevail over the idiocy of this thread's threats. And finally, mudslinging is this thread's forte.
