Satan

[Night Fox]

Satan is for hookers and fat people

And Haiti, apparently.

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[Mr.Interceptor]

?

lol'd

[IkeTheGeneric]

Let's least expect satan to be satan so we know who he is so we can flick him for being mean

[Roknrollwill]

Let's least expect satan to be satan so we know who he is so we can flick him for being mean

wut

[WhoDa?]

Actually

[Mr.Interceptor]

Actually

O u.

[MegaScientifical]

Satan eats Cheese Whiz. _{Whoever gets the reference gets a dollar.}

[rockslide26]

To me, Satan is the physical and spiritual manifestation of all evil. Many times in our daily lives, Satan will try to tempt us. Satan can not speak to us, but he can speak through other people. For example, if someone offers you drugs, they might be Satan speaking through that person. Satan is trying to pull all of us away from God. If you turn away from God, you are under Satan's control, his puppet.

[Freeze]

PARADOX DETECTED.

You say that but that means you expect him which means he isn't satan but that means you don't expect him again so he is satan again in which case you expect him again and he isn't satan again which again means you don't expect him again so he is back to satan. etc.

[leonstormrat23]

No, they are saying that satan makes bad stuff look good but its bad so, technicly it is unexpected.  that is what they mean by satan is the one you least expect.  And a ninja too.

[Madmitten]

Its funny.

I was dragged to church one day. The pastor said that "Satan has to ask god if he can forget up your life to TEST YOUR FAITH"

thats a great way to lose believers
god doesnt want you to feel good about yourself because he is almighty like that

[Inv3rted]

hi

[WhoDa?]

hi

wanna hear a joke?














religion.

[Ladios]

Its funny.

I was dragged to church one day. The pastor said that "Satan has to ask god if he can forget up your life to TEST YOUR FAITH"

That happened once.
If your pastor says that happens every time, he is a dumbass.

[sir dooble]

Surely if Satan is who you least expect it, he could take as many forms as possible and the form he takes to trick you, would be different for each individual person?
It would be impossible to say exactly what form Satan would be as it would vary from person to person.