Dead Corpse Wanted

[Jerkface]

I want a dead body, aged 20-40 and recently killed or 'expired'.

Must be new and in original package.

If murdered, then it must be by poison or otherwise, can't have physical wounds ruining the surface.

Call: 1-702-3679-660 if you have one. Price will be negotiated.

Craigslist

[Ad Bot]

[oromis]

Male or female?

[?]

Let me check my freezer...

[NickTheSushi]

I didn't know that there were Live corpses.

[A.R.C.]

I've only got small children

[zackin5]

I can probably get a dead cat or something easily.

[A.R.C.]

I can probably get a dead cat or something easily.

[JAW959]

Let me just kill myself right quick, then I'll send it off.

[Snaffle J. Bean]

Let me just kill myself right quick, then I'll send it off.

create rube goldberg machine that closes wooden box and send it to post office when you die
stand in box
kill yourself
???
profit

[Dnitro]

Should we know why?

[keonesan]

Should we know why?

It's either for one of these reasons:

A) loveual Pleasures
B) Creepy Experiment
C) He's Very (VERY) Lonely

Edit:

i think its for halloween

D) Halloween

[Snaffle J. Bean]

i think its for halloween

[DrenDran]

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[Skip]

Must be new and in original package.

lolwut

[Snaffle J. Bean]

lolwut

wanted: fetus in original package

i'm starting stem cell research in my basement and am looking for some prime fetuses

willing to pay around $100 but not over too much

don't break my balls