I knee'd a sixth grader in the balls yesterday. He was one of the douchiest people I've met.
He stole my glass bottle Coke, said TF2 sucked and that CoD was dominant (even though he didn't even try TF2), and did a whole forget load of douche-like things.
NINJA EDIT: I did not flunk. I met him at the farmers' market. I'm a freshman.