School Fights

[Niblic]

What are you on bro.. cuz I want sum..

My story: I was at lunch, 8th grade, eating peacefully, and some friend came up and punched me across the face, sending my head down upon a stool, I managed to get up. He said, "WHY THE forget DID YOU STEAL MY GIRL!?". My reply was: "What are you talking about." He attempted to hit me again, I caught his fist and twisted his arm, and roadhouse kicked him in the stomach, and slammed my elbow into his arm. He suddenly dropped crying as a bit of blood dripped, I just sat down and proceeded to eat, and didn't give a stuff. Plus a few days after that I was teepeeing my principal's house.

... AmIcoolyet?

Oh yeah?

I accidentally forgeted up the process of time and a talking liver came out of this fat kid's dad's eye. The liver and I became good friends and we drank beer together and talked about life. He died and I used his remaining life force to kill everybody.

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[Harm94]

I'm too skinny to get into a fight, everyone's afraid that I'll snap in half if they blink too hard.

Being 78 lbs has its advantages.

A feather could knock you over with that kind of weight.

[JAW959]

one time i killed every dude on the planet and banged every girl on the planet at once amicul?

[Arcturus]

Socked a kid super hard in the stomach when he wouldnt stop complaining.

[King of losers]

Never gotten into a fight.

But.
They're lucky I haven't.

they'd probably forget you up

[Nymethus]

So I heard you guys have a lot of fat people and fights.

We really don't.

[Talent74]

If it's one thing I know, a lot of the kids at my school are richardweeds.

[.Aeris.]

Girl fights are very much different from boy fights. Where you push we scream insults for an extra 5 minutes, then proceed to grab hair/clothes/faces/body parts/bags/anything valuable and throw it to the ground and continue to smash it to the ground.

[Squideey]

Girl fights are very much different from boy fights. Where you push we scream insults for an extra 5 minutes, then proceed to grab hair/clothes/faces/body parts/bags/anything valuable and throw it to the ground and continue to smash it to the ground.

Then remove clothes and find a nice dirty puddle to roll around in.

[Makingblah]

Then remove clothes and find a nice dirty puddle to roll around in.

lol


I got into a fight in primary school. We got put standing at the wall as a punishment and then we made up and became best friends.

I got into a fight in secondary school. The guards were called, I got suspended for 7 days and both me and the person who got into a fight had to see anger management therapists for 8 weeks.

see the difference?

[Supreme Guy]

stuff, the violence that goes on in American schools is far beyond what I thought it was.

I mean, fights, physical violence and verbal abuse is common stuff? Sheesh, what's wrong with you people!?

[Jorici]

Never been in a fight, I'm well liked around my school.

[Night Fox]

they'd probably forget you up

NOT WITH MY NINJA SKILLZ.

Where you push we scream insults for an extra 5 minutes, then proceed to grab body parts.

Hot.

[Katamari007]

You people have fights in your school? Lolwut

[Travis [bob36455]]

Yesterday on the bus my friend and I were punching for no reason, then when I went to his house later and he tried fliping, submissioning, and all the other stuff he knows to me. While I get to sit there and block all of his kicks and punches with my forearm, and I punched him in the stomach, chest, and occasinaly his legs that were kicking.
Silly 11 year old friend.