Author Topic: Scary Blockland Stories  (Read 6202 times)





I randomly choose a server...
and...
I looked at the server name...
and...
I saw...
"Fam-"...
and...
then...
someone...
said...
"who want to be dad"...
then...

*shudder*

The two BL users named Peanut Butter Sandwich and Grape Jelly Sandwich.
"That is the scariest loving thing I have ever seen in my life Blockland."

I heard noises while in one of the default saves (Zor's Bedroom, I think, in the vent?)

I go F8'ing about to check around, and see nothing.

Then I teleport down, and hear the noises again. Maybe it was the duck bot I had built earlier?

Then I hear something really close. Like the jump sound, only slightly different.

I turn around to see the default avatar player, but with no mouth and completely white eyes. Then my game crashed without even sending an error report or anything.

I saw ephilates standing beside my build...*shudder*

But here is my real 1:

I was in this 1 map, i looked around and kept on seeing these plane black people standing in corners, i found a sign that talked about them, they are apparently ghosts that haunt the map...*shudder again*


D-Angry Ball, pitch black, DM. Also very funny.

You want a scary story? Here is a scary story:

Once upon a time, nearly 10 versions back by now, add-ons didn't need folders. This wasn't a *terrible* thing, but the models tended to spam and clutter. Once in a while, someone would have an add-on installed wrong, and then you had to download add-ons/add-ons/add-ons/add-ons/somereallybigmodelyoualreadyhad.dts. Now, this next part is scary. In fact, it is so scary that you may want to just stop reading right now. You're not? Okay then...

Sometime, when joining a particularily noobish server...

Or maybe a malicious server...


Either way, sometimes...

You would...

Be downloading...

Add-ons...

And suddenly...

You were...

Downloading...

A music file.
Now, that is nothing odd. However...

The name of the music was...

add-ons/something/something/defaultmusicname.ogg!

So what, you ask?

Well, because it was the same name as a default music, the next time you hosted a server, it would be enabled, too!

So these ghosts of malice and noobism would haunt the servers, spreading uncontrolled, viral in nature.


And then, happy ending, Badspot released a new version that forced add-ons to be inside folders or .zip files with specific names, and all of those old problems disappeared!



Now for a second, much shorter, story:

In the first days of the original trench TDM, you did not dig 2x2 cubes, nor even 1x1 blocks. You dug 1x1 plates! Any you could only carry 12 of them!
If you don't think that is scary, just think of the lag caused by the spam from it!


OGM I made a computer in blockland and typed in the link to youtube's "User 666"
AND I loving LOL'D

OGM I made a computer in blockland and typed in the link to youtube's "User 666"
AND I loving LOL'D

One time in single player I was using my old username, "Tails doll
AND BLOCKLAND loving CRASHED

The end.

The two BL users named Peanut Butter Sandwich and Grape Jelly Sandwich.
"That is the scariest loving thing I have ever seen in my life Blockland."
This slaps me on the knee.

Do you know why?