Quite cold.
Note the "[old] [/old]" tags on there.
Connect a wireless mouse to the back of the computerwhen he gets on, forget with the mouse while haveing him have the wired mouse
delet system32
Delete 'system32'.
hurrr
delete system 32amidoinitrite?
Why would you want to touch the sacred item of personal enjoyment of another person?You forgeter.
It's a joke and it's going to be reversable.Sheesh.
You do realize he's being partially sarcastic, right?