Chuck Norris Quotes

[happymassacre]

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
Chuck Norris awarded Harvard an honorary degree.
Chuck Norris found Carmen Sandiego and promptly killed her.
Superman's only weakness is Chucktanium.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
:3 more plz

[Ad Bot]

[JTBreslow]

Bruce Lee

[Kevdude]

These were only funny in the beginning

[Raeyok]

BRRR IT'S SO COLD IN HERE

[Skip]

The Most Interesting Man in the World is more...
...interesting.

[DracoSoul]

"why are you quoting everything I say"
-chuck norris

[JAW959]

The Most Interesting Man in the World is more...
...interesting.

They actually take some talent to write, they're not just like: "HURR HE ROUNDHOSE'D TEM THEN DIED"

[happymassacre]

They actually take some talent to write, they're not just like: "HURR HE ROUNDHOSE'D TEM THEN DIED"

well I didn't write them...I think the people that bothered to make a joke and not just make a roundhouse pun/"joke"

[Wonder G]

Chuck Norris has PSN on his Xbox 360.
Chuck Norris doesn't need Facebook or Twitter, because he is already following you.
Darth Vader dresses as Chuck Norris on Halloween.

[?]

Chuck Norris got killed by Bruce lee in way of the dragon.

[happymassacre]

Maybe mix some Soviet Russia jokes in here?

[Mikiyikiy]

Too bad Bruce Lee is dead now. There is nothing stopping Chuck from eating your face at this very moment.

[Qwepir]

Didn't these chuck norris "facts" start out as vin diesel facts?

[happymassacre]

Didn't these chuck norris "facts" start out as vin diesel facts?

Whoa >.> brownie points for Qwepir