1. Take your wrist and hit them hard in the bottom of the nose, Lodging their nose bone into their brain.
2. Grab their head and twist it fast, snapping their neck.
3. Kick them in the balls.....SUPER HARD
4. Tie them to a table and set a water hose drip water above them. (This won't kill them, it's just hilarious to see the guy go insanse)
5. Stab them in the heart.
Add to the list if ya want.