It seems that, in the past 20 years, the English language has developed more and more ways to say the name of male genitalia.
Some examples (hide your kids)
-Alabama Black Snake
-Anaconda
-Baby Arm
-Bald-Headed Yogurt Slinger
-Baloney Pony
-Big Italian Salami
-Bone
-Bratwurst
-rooster
-Chut
-Cornholer
-richard
-Ding-A-Ling
-Ding Dong
-Dingis
-Doder
-Dong
-Donker
-Dork
-D-Train
-Jimmy
-Johnson
-Joystick
-Kielbasa
-Love Muscle
-Love Shaft
-Love Stick
-Main Vein
-Meat Popsicle
-Meat Thermometer
-Member
-Middle Leg
-Mr. Happy
-Mr. Winky
-Ol' One-Eye
-One-Eyed Monster
-One-Eyed Snake
-Packer
-Patz
-Pecker
-Peen
-Peeper
-Plonker
-Pocket Rocket
-Pole
-Pud
-Purple-Headed Soldier/Purple-Headed Warrior
-Putz
-Rod
-Salami
-Sausage
-Schlong
-Schwartz
-Shaft
-Skin Flute
-Tallywacker
-Tentpole
-Third Leg
-Tonsil Tickler
-Tool
-Trouser Snake
-Tube Steak
-Wang
-Wankie
-Wee
-Weenie
-Wee Wee
-Weiner
-Willy
-Winky
Wtf? You could write a whole dictionary on the subject.
