How The Hell Am I Alive?

[keonesan]

Well for some reason I sat down and thought about my childhood when I grew up in Colorado and all I can say is... How the forget did I not die? I used to go in -20 degree weather with t-shirts, I fell into like a 10-15 foot ditch, my dad had to shoot a bear that we ran into on a hike, I fell into a cactus patch face down, I hit my eye on a sharp metallic corner of a chair when I was two-three and got a cut across my eye, a guy's two dogs got lose and tried to attack me but my dog Jenny fought them off, and probably other stuff I don't remember. I'd like some explanation as to how the hell was I so lucky? I mean I love Colorado but I'm kinda glad we moved.

So was it pure luck or do kids just somehow have magical protection?

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[Kira100000]

How the forget are you alive?

And

Dude you just made three topics... slow down.

[keonesan]

How the forget are you alive?

And

Dude you just made three topics... slow down.

No only two. Unless if you're counting the one in drama.

NVM forgot about my Lion King thing.

[Tremrist]

How about stop thinking about how you almost died several times and just be glad you are still alive.

[Oasis]

Actually, imagine this.

Your grandfather was faced with his era's disease, accidents, murders, Self Deletes, and thousands of other variables. This goes for the rest of your family. Every single person.

Life is a miracle.

[Mr.Interceptor]

Well for some reason I sat down and thought about my childhood when I grew up in Colorado and all I can say is... How the forget did I not die? I used to go in -20 degree weather with t-shirts, I fell into like a 10-15 foot ditch, my dad had to shoot a bear that we ran into on a hike, I fell into a cactus patch face down, I hit my eye on a sharp metallic corner of a chair when I was two-three and got a cut across my eye, a guy's two dogs got lose and tried to attack me but my dog Jenny fought them off, and probably other stuff I don't remember. I'd like some explanation as to how the hell was I so lucky? I mean I love Colorado but I'm kinda glad we moved.

So was it pure luck or do kids just somehow have magical protection?

When your father and mother were going at it like elephants, your father used his wizard magic to enchant his semen with a +34 Death Avoidance spell. You can figure out the rest.

[Shinedown]

If your christian, you were kept alive by gods helpful hand, and his grace.

[keonesan]

If your christian, you were kept alive by gods helpful hand, and his grace.

I actually am. Also no religion wars please.

[.Aeris.]

I fell on a rusty nail, that went into my stomach, I thought crap internal bleeding, gonna die. Turns out I'm immune to tetnus and the nail missed the vital stuff and didn't leave a scar.

[Oasis]

If your christian, you were kept alive by gods helpful hand, and his grace.

There is no god.

[keonesan]

When your father and mother were going at it like elephants, your father used his wizard magic to enchant his semen with a +34 Death Avoidance spell. You can figure out the rest.

I'm not bullstuffting. My dad used to carry a little pistol with him when we went on hikes.

I fell on a rusty nail, that went into my stomach, I thought crap internal bleeding, gonna die. Turns out I'm immune to tetnus and the nail missed the vital stuff and didn't leave a scar.

Holy stuff.
Yeah I feel like a pusillanimous individual now.

[Mr.Interceptor]

I fell on a rusty nail, that went into my stomach
the nail missed the vital stuff and didn't leave a scar.

?

[Mr.Interceptor]

I'm not bullstuffting.

I never said you were.

[Shinedown]

There is no god.

What makes you say that

[keonesan]

There is no god.

What makes you say that

Also no religion wars please.