How The Hell Am I Alive?

[A.R.C.]

Yeah, why can't you die and not be alive?

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[keonesan]

Yeah, why can't you die and not be alive?

:/

[A.R.C.]

Hey you're bitching about being alive, not me.

[Oasis]

What makes you say that

The factual evidence that religion is a power leash.

[keonesan]

Hey you're bitching about being alive, not me.

I'm not bitching about being alive. I'm bitching about my curiosity on how I am alive. If that makes sense. Try re-reading OP.

[A.R.C.]

Eat this magic cracker and the space wizard will protect you.

[Kalphiter]

The factual evidence that religion is a power leash.

republicans = all about keeping their power

[Oasis]

Eat this magic cracker and the space wizard will protect you.

Don't forget the booze.

[WhoDa?]

If your christian, you were kept alive by gods helpful hand, and his grace.

If not, you were kept alive by being a god damn human, so be proud of that.

[Solid]

wow you've faced so many threats, you are my hero

[keonesan]

wow you've faced so many threats, you are my hero

Why do I sense a hint of sarcasm?

I'm not trying to brag. I just want an explanation as to how dam lucky I am.

[Jacob/Lee]

There is no god.

My religion war detect-o-meter is going off the charts, to the bunker!

[JAW959]

I'm gonna kick up my feet and watch the stuffstorm.

Also my uncle threw me into a fan when I was like 2

[Oasis]

Threads like this are fun. :D

[keonesan]

I'm gonna kick up my feet and watch the stuffstorm.

Also my uncle threw me into a fan when I was like 2

Ouch.

Threads like this are fun. :D

This wasn't an attempt for sympathy or bragging. I just request an answer to my question.