So your neighborhood is over-run with atomic monkeys. Don't panic, they can see fear from a mile away.
These steps are to help you with these simple tasks: Getting supplies, getting weapons, finding shelter and surviving the atomic monkey meltdown.
First off, monkeys are hungry. So Atomic Monkeys will be monsters as far as food goes. Gather up protein-rich foods like meats and dairies. Also bring 5-hour energy drinks, they give you FIVE hours of non-stop energy; and these babies' effects stack!
Secondly, you want to get something for self defense. Atomic monkeys HATE accordions. If you know how to play one, bring it with you at all costs. Melee weapons are too risky, as you have to get at least within twelve feet near the monkey. Things like a sub-machine gun or an anti tank missile launcher will work.
Third, shelters are useful against atomic monkeys. They hate the water so try taking refuge in a local underwater military base would be useful. Or maybe a mini-mall since the monkeys will get lost in it.
Next on the pocket guide is distractions. Atomic monkeys are still monkeys; remember to pack a spare banana for desperate measures. Shiny things work too. But don't worry about this part, distractions only work as fast as you can run.
Lastly; survival tips against the nasty creatures. Atomic monkeys can climb things, so try to be on top of tall buildings most of your time, this tires them out allowing you to run farther away from them. Buildings too far apart? No problem! Just get a bunch of bridges to get across them. Another tip is that Trucks and other vehicles attract Atomic monkeys. Leave as many vehicles running as a disctraction. The last tip is never be caught wearing high heels. The atomic monkeys draw power from them.
I hope you like my pocket guide. A few last things about atomic monkeys; their home is mainly in Alborgania and local zoos. Remember that atomic monkeys cannot hurt you in zoos, there's an invisible forcefield separating you and it. Have a safe holloween, everybody!
