Limericks

[mrlolop]

My girlfriend lives in Vancouver
And damn she sucks like a hoover
She liked my rooster
As hard as a rock
My girlfriend likes my boner

wat

[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
In space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

[WhatevaGuy]

I have a friend in Minsk,
Who has a friend in Pinsk,
Whose friend in Omsk
Has friend in Tomsk
With friend in Akmolinsk.

His friend in Alexandrovsk
Has friend in Petropavlovsk,
Whose friend somehow
Is solving now
The problem in Dnepropetrovsk.

Two in a row.  Tom Lehrer is <3

[dawngaward0110]

hi
bye
said
bed
guy

doIwin?

:D

Look at that guy.
You can see he's really high
Hand on his rooster
Tripped over a rock
The cake is a lie
doIwintoo?

[oromis]

The blockhead up north once said:
You will soon enough eat my Lead.
He pulled out his gun
And had some fun
And now the blockhead is dead.

[Moriarty]

:D

Look at that guy.
You can see he's really high
Hand on his rooster
Tripped over a rock
The cake is a lie
doIwintoo?

coincidence?

[Tingalz]

There once was a man from Nantucket...
Oh, forget it.

[JAW959]

My girlfriend is from frostbite falls
Every weekend she sucks on my balls
But sometimes at night
We get into a fight
And I have to do it all.

[Skateaton]

My girlfriend lives in Vancouver
And damn she sucks like a hoover
She liked my rooster
As hard as a rock
My girlfriend likes my boner

:D

Look at that guy.
You can see he's really high
Hand on his rooster
Tripped over a rock
The cake is a lie
doIwintoo?

hurr

[DuckHunter]

There was a richard named prick
He had a kid named rick
he made his secondary kid called drake to
stomp the brake DINGLE DITTLE stuffLICK