Your Cellphone is Now a Live Grenade...

[Frontrox]

I guess i dont have to for it anymore.

[Ad Bot]

[Caution]

I lost my face and hands.

[Altered]

I don't own a cellphone.

[.::Taboo::.]

ow my ass

I also just remember that I have Kalphiter in my phonebook. 

[Tremrist]

my bed died

[fawkes..]

In them 5-seconds i threw it across the room . there goes my wall

[Raeyok]

loving stuff just blew off my right leg.

[Man 2]

"Wait, can I call you back? I'm hearing this odd beeping--

[The Corporation]

non-existent explosion=paradox=WTF=OSHT-

Let's just say that my house is now 4 dimensional.

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meh....

[Muzzles56]

I had 5 seconds, so I threw it on the floor across the room

[SkullCandy]

My phone is a giant cement block, so I guess I'm dead. My funeral is next week, bring butterfingers, I get hungry after being dead.

[Slugger]

There goes my couch

[LegoEggo]

Just bombed a church congregation.

[Slugger]

With the five seconds left i threw the phone into my little sisters bedroom... Yeah...

<---- Your sis

[Acid]

<---- Your sis