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[phyco_man57]

a wireless printer

[Ad Bot]

[kanew2000]

A container full of toe fungus growing on gelatin for a experiment i figured i would do...



FUUUUUCK

[otto-san]

Uno H₂O cards?

[PJ Boy]

A Go-Kart ticket, bent and mangled.

Run away.

[ShadowsfeaR]

My USP .45 Match spring airsoft pistol... DAMMIT

[Niblic]

I picked up a remote control with a chip that activates 500 nuclear bombs scattered around the world.

Wow, I have the most useless thing.

[Solid]

A BOOK

I'LL READ THEM TO SLEEP

[HelplessNobb88]

Now I get to bash zombies over the head with a 100$ joystick!!! YAY!

[aml]

I didn't pick up anything!?!?!
Must not panic?!?!
Damnit. I'm.. I'm... I'm Panicing!!

[Skip]

Remote for my window A/C.

[Proog]

I PICKED UP THIS COMPUTER MOUSE
I SHALL CLICK THEM TO DEATH

[IsaacKronenFaust]

1: Get bit by Zombie Shark
2: Become Zombie Shark
3: Wait for Zombie Cure
4: Become Street Shark

You have the upper body and tail of a Shark, but you have arms and legs that are mostly Human-like, maybe webbed, clawed, and/or have 1 to 2 less digits. You have gills and lungs at the same time, so you can alternate between being on land and being in the water. The only downside I can think of to all this is having puny little Humans some people call you a "freak," but that won't last long when you can easily scare them, or eat them... if that's your style.

inb4ewfurry/scaly

[Proog]

ewfurry/scaly

[Comatose]

Will my phone work?

[Brickman]

I grabbed my knife.