PICK UP AN OBJECT AND CLICK THIS THREAD

[Sr38890x]

The object you picked up is now your only defense against zombie sharks with laser shotgun gatling turrets that can walk on land.

From the year.. uh. 68347?

My defense is.. an earphone.

Which, I held after setting down my airsoft shotgun.

[Ad Bot]

[Chrono]

A random cluster of 4 Lego pieces.

And confidence.

[Xinakam]

Fear not! For I have an iPod Touch!

[ryu hayabusa]

Half of a pair of scissors

[Xinakam]

Half of a pair of scissors

A scissor?

[legofanatic]

A 12-Gauge shotgun.

Luckily, it was sitting on my dresser.

[mrlolop]

I grabbed my crotch. Those zombies don't stand a chance.

[Sr38890x]

I grabbed my crotch. Those zombies don't stand a chance.

THIS.

Is the only thing that has made me laugh in like 2 weeks.

[Sicarius]

I picked my keyboard.... this sucks.

[MasterBlockMan]

Empty Mountain Dew can :/

[Hiiro3293]

Empty starbucks glass bottle, I win.

[Cybertails1998]

A burned piece of match...

D:

[No Karma Loss]

Picked up a knife because I knew this thread would involve having to kill something. Nice try.

[Sr38890x]

Picked up a knife because I knew this thread would involve having to kill something. Nice try.

But still, It's short-ranged.. as is about everything else.

And, Laser shotgun gatling guns.

...Well, Everyone so far lost/daied, anyway. :I

[Menen]

Fear not! For I have an iPod Touch!

Close enough