Annoy The Dark Lord! (but don't die doing so)

[Legodude77]

take a dump on him.

[Ad Bot]

[Chrono]

grab a bottle of red wine, open it, and spin in circles like an idiot going "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!", getting the carpet all stained.

[Meekl]

grab a bottle of red wine, open it, and spin in circles like an idiot going "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!", getting the carpet all stained.

oh god lol

[Camera]

Oops.

Pick the lord's nose.

[Tom Gunn]

Pull a TeslaCoil on him.

[?]

OP totally forgot about this and this should be locked/died.
He lost interest because of him being flamed in his drama topic.

[dogmeap]

Throw hobos at him

[Dippindots]

Give him a massage

[skyblue6245]

Act like Shemp. It works every time

[psycopathic clown]

Dance in his lap.

[CopBlock]

ask him to pet my kittens and throw them at him

[-Red-]

Shoot him in the leg and a few seconds later in the head, so he is annoyed, but dies to quickly to kill you.

[Dippindots]

Shoot him in the leg and a few seconds later in the head, so he is annoyed, but dies to quickly to kill you.

go away

[Chrono]

Shoot him in the leg and a few seconds later in the head, so he is annoyed, but dies to quickly to kill you.

But you annoyed everyone else.

You die several times and you end up with 0.001953125 points.

[-Red-]

Wtf... Sadists.