Metroid Prime 2: Echoes (Text adventure, no pics)

[Pwnon]

---Distress signal has been tracked to an unidentified location--

Samus' ship fly's into the atmosphere of Aether. As she gets farther and farther into the atmosphere, the weather becomes unstabler every second. Samus decides she might need to land.

Health 99/99

Weapons: Power beam, charge beam, Missles.
Abilities: Morphball, Bomb Ball.
Suit: Varia
Currently in: Ship

What does she do next?

[Ad Bot]

[masterockets]

kill self, lock topic

[Pwnon]

kill self, lock topic

Samus trys to hit self, but misses. Samus doesn't know what the blockland forum is.

[masterockets]

hold breath, succumb to death
lock topic

[Pwnon]

hold breath, succumb to death
lock topic

Samus doesn't want to kill herself, she isn't emo. SHE CAN'T LOCK THE TOPIC IF SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE BLOCKLAND FORUM IS.

[Pwnon]

After mysteriously trying to it herself, Samus lands her ship in a forest-like area. *Epic music spawn sound thing* Samus appears out of the small hatch in the ceiling of her ship. Samus spots a door in the distance. She jumps off of her ship and is standing, wondering what to do next.

Weapons: Power beam, Charge beam, Missles (5)
Suit Abilities: Grapple beam, Morphball, Bomb ball
Current Visor: Combat
Visors: Combat, Scan
Suit: Varia
Location: In a small foresty canyon, next to a facility entrance.
Health: 99/99

[-Pablo-]

Discover the blockland forums Lock topic, kill self

[tha man234]

she looks in door, shoop da whoop kills her

[JTBreslow]

samarse gets raped LOL

[Squiggles]

Off-topic: Does anyone remember my Life of a Sim adventure I made??

On-topic:

Discover the blockland forums Lock topic, kill self

[keonesan]

You suck at writing. Your sentences always begin with Samus or She.

[carolcat]

 You guys are terrible at this :c

 Walk through(shoot :D) door.
Red doors work just fine if you shoot them with 5 missiles!

[Pwnon]

A shot is fired, the door opened! Horray. You go in.

[Pwnon]

Did you know Samus lives far from earth, Doesn't have computer, nor can she access the Earth's internet from like 100 Light years away? Plus stop making dumbass posts and leave if you honestly don't care about this loving thread and go to pollute another topic.

On topic: Situation time: As you walk into the facility, you see some dead bodies. What do you do?

A. Scan them
B. Shoot them
C. Hit your head on a wall 3 times, Spin around, and shoot the lights off.

[JTBreslow]

D. Masturbate