Short cut Chapter 1. The entrepreneur le gods

[Squiggles]

WELCOME! Do to keep the story going being the highest rated vote in the poll, Short Cut has become official! Welcome to chapter 1. In this story you can be as silly as you want. Barely any rules although that doesn't stop a banlist. Speaking of....
BANLIST
JTBreslow: Okay, you ate 1 condom in the story. THERE ARE NO MORE loving CONDOMS SO STOP DEMANDING WE EAT THEM!

Anyway, have fun.


STORY STARTyou play as a guy named Short cut. You are 18 years of age and just moved into your new house. You applied for a job at McMakeAmericaFat. It starts at 3:00PM.

Short cut: *Yawn* I really shouldn't have stayed up to watch that Ninja pirate robot movie.
Interactive objects in room.Door
Zit/entrepreneur le
TV
Black box in top left corner with stats.
You (This option will always be availible)

[Ad Bot]

[JTBreslow]

open door

[Ector]

Turn off the goddamn TV, that stuff's dangerous.

[Squiggles]

open door

You spend 20 minuets getting to town.

Short cut: Ugh *yawn* still pretty tired.

InventoryFists
Dr.Leopard (Parody of Dr.Pepper)
CondomInteractive objects in roomZit
Black box in the top left corner of the screen.
You

[dogmeap]

He blows the zit up

[skyblue6245]

Drink soda

[Flamecannon]

Don't be an energy hog

You forgot to turn off the TV!

[Squiggles]

He blows the zit up

Short cut: Grr, nrgh.

Short cut: Uh-oh

Short cut: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Short cut: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*splat*
*ITEM BROKEN, BLACK BOX IN TOP-LEFT CORNER*
Short cut: Nuh........

Jamaican: what the hell mon?

(Oh god I probably just lost every Jamaican viewer.....)

InventoryFists
Dr.Leopard
Condom
Interactive objects in roomBeebo the Jamaican
You
Dirt


NEXT TIME ON SHORT CUT
Will Short cut survive?
Who is this mysterious Jamaican,
AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN JAMAICA!?

[Squiggles]

Short: So uh, who the hell are you?

Beebo: The name's Beebo mon. So tell me mon, what is a America bumbo like yourself doin out here? Yah.
Short: Nice to meet you Beebo, well I had a zit, and...wait why do you want to know, I don't even know you.....
Beebo: You don't need to tell me mon.
Short: Good.
Beebo: Because I can read minds mon, you popped a zit and fell here yah?
Short: WHAT THE HELL!
Beebo: Uhh....mon.

What to do??

InventoryFists
Dr.Leopard
Condom

Interactive objects in roomBeebo the Jamaican
You
Dirt

STATSHealth: 25/50
Mana: 0/0
Level 1: |||||||||| (1/10 EXP)
Effects: Burning, Broken Arm, Black eye

OTHEREXP +1 for being a badass and surviving such a fall.
You are on fire, go to a doctor  or get a fire hydrant. Being on fire takes away, 3 health per turn in battle.
Gained broken arm -2 punching
Gained Black eye -5 vision
Gained Cuts and bruises cuts down health by half.

[psycopathic clown]

Beat the stuff out of him, rape the body and run away.

[masterockets]

Pour Dr.leoperd on self to extenguish fire
ask him to take you to the nearest hospital

[Tremrist]

TELL BEEBO TO loving STAPLE HIS HAIR DOWN

[Squiggles]

Pour Dr.leoperd on self to extenguish fire
ask him to take you to the nearest hospital

*Pour*
*Singe*

Short: OWWWWWWWWWWW
Beebo: Good god mon, we must take you to the hospital yah.












Guy: Banana
Girl: Banana

Guy: Shaver
Girl: Shaver.

Guy: De-pants the patient for shaving.
Girl: Yes sir.
*Phwoosh*
Guy: GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!
Girl: That's hairier than my dog.
Guy: Sasha.....get the acid bucket.

Short: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH




Inventory 2/25Fists
Condom

Interactive objects in roomDoctor
Nurse
You
Medical Equipment

STATSHealth: 50/50
Mana: 0/0
Level 1: |||||||||| (4/10 EXP)
Effects:

OTHEREXP +3 for taking a shot from the doctors that boosts your strength.
You have been healed, all health re-gained.
You have run out of Doctor leopard.

TELL BEEBO TO loving STAPLE HIS HAIR DOWN

Lol'd so hard I had to change pants..............twice.

[JTBreslow]

eat condom

[Squiggles]

Nurse: Ah, greetings Mr. Cut. We have done a scan yah. In the news it says all people will take a appearance change then magical needles fell from the sky mon. I popped 1 into you and into us yah.
Short: Alright as long is.....Good lord! I look like Jack Black!

Nurse: Doctor Steele left to work on another patient so he's busy, anyway you're in the lobby and you are free to leave anytime you want.
Short: Thanks uh....
Sasha: Call me Sasha mon.
Short: Thanks, Sasha. Hey do you know where the Airport is?
Sasha: Sure, if you leave the hospital walk 3 miles turn left walk 4 more miles and you're there.
Short: Can I take a car?
Sasha: What's a car mon?

Inventory 2/25FistsInteractive objects in roomDoctor
Sasha
YouSTATSHealth: 50/50
Mana: 0/0
Level 1: |||||||||| (4/10 EXP)
Effects:OTHERYou ate your condom, your organs are now protected from loveual diseases.