Short cut Chapter 1. The entrepreneur le gods

[Donro98]

Use 100 dollars to buy a airplane ticket hijack  it and drive it into the Mc. MakeAmericaFat...



                             THE END?

[Ad Bot]

[Squiggles]

Use 100 dollars to buy a airplane hijack it and drive it into the Mc. MakeAmericaFat...



                             THE END?

You can't buy an Airplane with 100 dollars.

[Donro98]

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[masterockets]

Ask the nurse where a bike shop is

[Squiggles]

Ask the nurse where a bike shop is

Short: Could I get a bike anywhere??
Sasha: You can borrow my bike, it's parked right outside yah.

[Xenonphy]

beat the forget out of the bike, then the nurse

[dogmeap]

kill the nurse

[JTBreslow]

eat more condoms

[Squiggles]

beat the forget out of the bike, then the nurse

Shasha: OW! Mon. COPS!!!!!
Jamaican: Weewooweewoo!

Short: OH NOES

Inventory 2/25FistsInteractive objects in roomDoctor
Sasha
YouSTATSHealth: 50/50
Mana: 0/0
Level 2: ||||||||||||||| (0/15 EXP)
Effects: COPS! +5 SpeedOTHERThe cops are coming!! Run or get put in jail!
EXP +6 for beating up nurse.

eat more condoms

You don't have any more.

[Xenonphy]

run the forget out of there

[masterockets]

Grab her
Steal her stuff
Run into the bushes the hospital
inb4rape

[Squiggles]

run the forget out of there

Short: Oh, no.
Beebo: Hey mon.
Cop: Stop right there!

What do??
Inventory 1/25FistsInteractive objects in roomCop
Beebo
Dirt
YouSTATSHealth: 50/50
Mana: 0/0
Level 2: ||||||||||||||| (0/15 EXP)
Effects: COPS! +5 Speed BEEBO!!!! -3 vision
OTHERCop is edging you on for combat.
Beebo is in your way -3 vision.

[JTBreslow]

ask the cop for some condoms

[masterockets]

Push Beebo onto the cop
Steal the cop's gun
grab beebo and run the forget outta there

[Squiggles]

ask the cop for some condoms

Short: Got any condoms?
Cop: NO!

Push Beebo onto the cop
Steal the cop's gun
grab beebo and run the forget outta there

Quickly give out a number (We won't be doing this a lot) to have a successful snatch.
Inventory 1/25FistsInteractive objects in roomCop
Beebo
Dirt
YouSTATSHealth: 50/50
Mana: 0/0
Level 2: ||||||||||||||| (3/15 EXP)
Effects: COPS! +5 Speed
OTHERSTRUGGLE!!! Pick a number to win.