Short cut Chapter 1. The entrepreneur le gods

[JTBreslow]

steal the cops condoms
we loving know he has some
and you don't want your intestines to get STDs

[Ad Bot]

[Squiggles]

steal the cops condoms
we loving know he has some
and you don't want your intestines to get STDs

We are currently struggling, we can't preform any actions until a number is offered.

[JTBreslow]

We are currently struggling, we can't preform any actions until a number is offered.

37363728163947

[Squiggles]

37363728163947

37363728163946


Good enough.

What do??

Inventory 2/25Fists
PistolInteractive objects in roomCop
Beebo
Dirt
YouSTATSHealth: 50/50
Mana: 0/0
Level 2: ||||||||||||||| (4/15 EXP)
Effects: COPS! +5 SpeedOTHERYou won the struggle +1 EXP

[PhireX7]

Shoot beebo.

[dogmeap]

Kill the cop,take the cops clothes,put cops clothes on,dispose of corpse
and shoot beebo

[Squiggles]

Kill the cop,take the cops clothes,put cops clothes on,dispose of corpse
and shoot beebo

Short: DAM COPPAS!

Short: If you can read minds, how come you didn't dodge that BEEBO!

Ugh, I still got to get back to America. I'm most likely fired.
Inventory 2/25Fists
PistolInteractive objects in roomFrederick's Corpse
Beebo's Corpse
Dirt
YouSTATSHealth: 50/50
Mana: 0/0
Level 3: ||||||||||||||| (0/20 EXP)
Effects:OTHERYou killed cop 6+EXP
You killed Beebo 5+EXP
You attempt to wear the cop's clothes. FAILED! Reason: Too tight.
It's morning.
YOU LEVELED UP! Level 3!

[Squiggles]

Oh btw won't be able to update till Friday so give me commands.

[Tremrist]

When will the stapled hair come in

[Squiggles]

When will the stapled hair come in

Never. His hair has boners.

[JTBreslow]

loot corpses for condoms

[Supreme Guy]

Gosh Squig, you make Forum games just as much as a guy with diarrhea!

[?]

Why would a entrepreneur le send you to Jamaica?
Why didn't he die from being in space, The fall, And the explosion?

[dogmeap]

Eat one corpse,Sell other one

[JTBreslow]

also summon a loving huge robot helicopter with condom rockets