adventure.

[Squiggles]

Squiggles, stop stuffposting.

Go work on one of your fifteen forum games.

Kk.

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jump out the windowwww

[Captain Crazy]

BUMP

UPDATE IMMINENT

[Captain Crazy]

jump out the windowwww

whoop



you land with a thump.


a humanoid monster moseys towards you.

it is classified as an OGRE of the Humanoid/Grotesque syntax.
it looks like it's either going to shake your hand or squish your head like a mushy gourd

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use your ARCANE POWERS to determine what he is going to do

[Captain Crazy]

you haven't the slightest on how to read minds.


the ogre looks confused too. maybe he's just passing by

[Kevin]

Greet Ogre

[Captain Crazy]

Greet Ogre

you greet the ogre with a classic handshake.


he's a little strong!


he doesn't seem to have any bad intentions. if he did, you'd already be scrunched into a painful ball with those grimy hamhands.

[Menen]

Ask him if he wants to join you on your quest.

[Captain Crazy]

Ask him if he wants to join you on your quest.

you ask him oh so nicely.


the brute ponders...


... and agrees to join you on your vague quest.

OGRE!
TRAITS: BRUTE STRENGTH

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NAME HIM BILLY

[Captain Crazy]

NAME HIM BILLY

he already has a name.

It's OGRE

[Orion]

Begin QUEST to find MAGICAL LOST ITEM OF AWESOME in FOREST OF BLACK DARK UNHOLY BLOOD

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GIVE HIM YOUR BONE

[PowerDag]

Eat OGRE