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Begin QUEST to find MAGICAL LOST ITEM OF AWESOME in FOREST OF BLACK DARK UNHOLY BLOOD


you remember your lost ELIXER needs some serious finding. fortunately, no forest of that name is anywhere near your house.


you head to the PUSBOIL VALLEY, your ogrish friend in your PARTNER BAG.


an ornery BRIDGETROLL sees you.


he wants something of value. you aren't getting across without giving him some sort of bauble or trinket. but what?


give him JUSTICE

you try to give the lanky bastard a wad of justice. unfortunately, justice is not a tangible thing bozo!


he doesn't find these shenanigans at all humorous.

Give him HOPE and FREEDOM

Give him a fist moving at a high velocity into his crotch.


Give him HOPE and FREEDOM


you try to give him some more odd face things. you're a tenacious little bugger, aren't you?

Give him a fist moving at a high velocity into his crotch.


he has the strength to peel you like a banana. you wouldn't dare make a move like that, dare he exercise that strength. you'd better pay up, the only thing blocking him from making a humanana split out of you already is his sense of TROLLISH BRIDGEDUTY.

we've gotta do something about that lanky forgeter.


Dress self for adventure then wave hands at troll

Throw ogre.

you haven't the strength to throw your ogrish comrade.


he helps in his own way, though!

Dine on the troll's innards with your ogre friend.

Fest on BRIDGETROLL INSIDES and gain new powers.

steal his axe, then take his money and any other valuables, also take his clothes

especially the belt

then continue on your quest.

level up and gain SUPER LEVETATION SKILL OF COOL

Take loot and cross bridge.