Ideas for a "how-to" speech

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Yeah so I need to write (and present) a 3-5 minute speech on how to do something. I also need to be able to demonstrate it in front of the class. Problem is I can't think of anything.
Not asking y'all to write it for me, I just need ideas.
halp

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[Madmitten]

What are you good at?

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playing vidya games i assume

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I just realized today I have very few productive talents. lol

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[ryu hayabusa]

How to prove a point

[WhoDa?]

"So, today I'm going to present you how to use a computer.

First, we need to get to know each loving single part of his stuffty PC, sadly this school doesn't have any MACs."


Always begin with a joke ;)

[Pulchritude]

"How to lure children into the back of a truck without candy!"

[JAW959]

"Hi class, so for my presentation today I'm going to jack off, and you all have to watch until security comes"

[aml]

"So, today I'm going to present you how to use a computer.

First, we need to get to know each loving single part of his stuffty PC, sadly this school doesn't have any MACs."


Always begin with a joke ;)

But.. But.. my school has Macs and Pcs ;-;

[ryu hayabusa]

How to delete system 32 :trool:

But seriosly, how to dissassemble a computer

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But seriosly, how to dissassemble a computer

3-5 minute speech

need to be able to demonstrate