So my mom cancelled my Internet...

[Sheath]

Theres a $50 reconnection bill ontop of. 

[Ad Bot]

[Sarge]

Theres a $50 reconnection bill ontop of. 

Well forget.

[Mr.Interceptor]

Well forget.

Anyone up for an in-game funeral for sarge?

[Skip]

Nice one, Sarge. You're a genius.

[Skele]

Watch her find out and permanently cancel their internet connection.

[SeventhSandwich]

We'll miss you, Sarge.

[Zephyrs]

I lol'd so hard.

I hope you don't get into too much trouble, Sarge.

[Jay the Cartoonist]

Theres a $50 reconnection bill ontop of. 

Time to snatch the bill from the mailbox and bust out the whiteout 

[Oasis]

English is a stuffty subject anyways.

Respectfully ask her to allow you to socialize online?

[Sarge]

English is a stuffty subject anyways.

Respectfully ask her to allow you to socialize online?

Where's the fun in that?

[Raeyok]

I know just how you feel, my parents are like this, too, except they don't cancel our Internet because 1) they need it, too, and 2) they know I'd still find a way to get on the Internet.

[Oasis]

Where's the fun in that?

The 'I'm not going to get killed and I can still post on the forum' fun.

[Pulchritude]

Where's the fun in that?

Well now you're forgeted anyway, considering that you failed a fairly easy class, disobeyed your mother directly, and cost your family money for reactivation. Good luck weaseling out of that one.

[Niven]

But I now I have it back. Lemme explain what happened:

Progress reports came in. The only thing I got an F in was English because I didn't turn in my fictional narrative (but the teacher said I could turn it in when the rewrites were due). However, I explained this to my mom, but she still didn't buy it. So she told Comcast to stop our Internet connection, and then I had no access. BUT, there was a simple way around it. All I had to do was wait for the next bill (which arrived very soon), go to the Comcast website, put in the account number, and viola! INTERNET! But now I have to play it off like I don't have any Internet when my mom's in the house. She lets me play ROMs and whatnot.

Desperate, yes?

How are you able to go to the comcast website when you have no internet?

[Jubel]

1. Your mother looks at bill
2. Your mother calls Comcast saying she canceled internet
3. She calls you down and ask if you had anything to do with it.
4. You lie
5. you die.

Today, you can use all the internet you want for the same price per mo.