Currently to the left of me is my bathroom, above my bathroom door is 2 katana's currently being used as decor, but, they're real (got them in Japan), inside my bathroom I have; Hair straightner, hair products, incents, a zippo, 2 bic lighters, a bottle of windex.
Now within arms reach;
A broadsword I got at the renn faire that could probably kill someone, my ukulele, a clay ocarina, a macbook pro, a server computer, a 42" led tv (its nice and thin, maybe I can slice their heads off) a dinosaur stuffed animal chair and a bunch of records (all of the led zeppelin records, all of the pink floyd records, all of the beatles records, 2 nevershoutnever records, an escape the fate record) and my DJ equipment.
Yes, I have all of this within reach of me left arm.