I have a Girlfriend.

[MrMulch]

Hands qualify as girlfriends?

Sure they do.

[Ad Bot]

[IkeTheGeneric]

Was the hook hard to get on? She does tend to bleed a lot. Isn't she a good one? I thought you might like the extra tones that I used.

[Wonder G]

Yaaay! I might not be online as much due to this.

Off-Topic is NOT a blog.

[Jester]

You would know.

You would know.

[King of losers]

You would know.

You should know.

[Night Fox]

You should know.

You wouldn't know.

[MrMulch]

You wouldn't know.

We should all know

[Jubel]

I found out who she is:

His "girlfriend" is a 1 armed hooker, with 6 children, named phillip.

[King of losers]

We should all know

You don't know that.

[Jester]

You don't know that.

He knows.

[IkeTheGeneric]

I found out who she is:

His "girlfriend" is a 1 armed hooker, with 6 children, named phillip.

He should play baseball with phillip.

[MrMulch]

I found out who she is:

His "girlfriend" is a 1 armed hooker, with 6 children, named phillip.

No, his "girlfriend" is a 50 year old man he met over the internet named "Tiffany".

[Night Fox]

No, his "girlfriend" is a 50 year old man he met over the internet named "Tiffany".

Oh my Jesus.

[phyco_man57]

Cool, whats his name?
hurr durr

[Sabbin]

Cool, whats his name?
hurr durr

His name is Tracey.