Here's why we won't die in 2012.
A couple hundred years ago, a village preacher said he had gotten a message from God that the rapture would happen that night, and they would all essentially die and go up to heaven. So, they all had their so-called final meals and stood on a cliff and waited. For hours.
Eventually, they fell asleep and a child woke up the next morning to find he was still alive and on Earth. So he woke everyone up.
Long story short, villagers got pissed at the preacher, preacher was burned at stake.
Also, 06-06-06.
Really? The Invasion of Normandy coinciding with the year 2006 does not mean we'll all die. Hell, I woke up that morning and didn't even recognize that it was June 6.
Worst Situation in 2012:
Arcapocalypse.
Everyone turns into ARC except for me.
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I oughta stock up on guns..
BUT IM IN A loving HOSPITAL :I
We all told you not to touch the damn spider, forgetwad.