So a girl drives a car when suddenly in a flash of light there are some LEGO-ish creatures, the one that ran by their car somewhat resembled Porygon's recolor.
(can't recall this part)
...They start jumping from an island to island in some hyperspace thing, the islands being sortaportals, plus some holy sandwich and her starfish brother involved. The girl with the sandwich and her friends jump in a portal but the brother jumps in too.
(can't recall this part either)
Jumps in hyperspace again. The girl sprays her brother with paint (with the can resembling Bonk! blutonium berry) causing him to fall off. Then the party jumps in a portal.
(gee, another can't-recall part)
There's a dark dark castle with two fully-grown men near a home in its wall. One orders the other to take a cannon and shoot everyone in the room but the girl.
MINIGAME START
1st try: no signs of girl
2nd try: diff room, GIRL DEAD (her corpse looked like an action figure broken to pieces).
3rd try: diff room, girl saved.
The girl takes the cannon, some giant shotgun and a fireaxe, and all 3 rush in the castle, suddenly stopped by a wizard.
He force's the shotgun-cannon combo (held upright) to collapse, catching the girl in it.
The cannon guy sits beside her corpse (broken action-figure again) and cries.
this part is cut off by me waking up.
inb4rape
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